Breaking AI & Tech News Analyzed

The Lead: A Questionable Football AutobiographyIn the lead-up to the upcoming World Cup, FIFA President Gianni Infantino released his autobiography 'Forward – The Revolution of Football.' Rather than providing insight into football's future, the book has been met with criticism for being more of a self-promotional mission statement filled with name-dropping and flattering descriptions of world leaders, offering little substantive analysis of the sport itself.The Book's Self-Promotional NatureInfantino's book, published in-house and written by Alessandro Alciato, reads less like a traditional biography and more like an internal directive or alibi. The reviewer notes that despite being described as an 'anecdote-based biography,' the text lacks journalistic detachment, with the author comparing Infantino to both Albert Einstein and Leonardo da Vinci in the introduction. The format is unusual, with text presented in random gobbets resembling biblical verses, and contains excessive references to magic, including repeated mentions of the 'magic ball' that the author claims to play with daily in his office.The FIFA President's ImageThe book reveals much about how Infantino wishes to be perceived rather than providing genuine insight. The cover shows him in a dark suit, white shirt, and clip mic, arms spread in a gesture of 'healing, benevolence, love,' resembling 'a man addressing from the bridge of his personal asteroid of hope.' Throughout the text, Infantino positions himself as a savior figure who single-handedly fought for women's rights in Iran (taking selfies with female spectators) and saved the world from COVID-19 and racism. The numerous photographs in the book, particularly one with Cristiano Ronaldo, show Infantino with 'strangely flat and haunted eyes,' suggesting a man who 'literally cannot believe what is happening to him.'The World Cup ContextPublished just before a 'morally and geographically labyrinthine World Cup,' the book arrives as the closest thing to a guide or press conference from FIFA. However, rather than providing clarity, the book's strange energy and incoherent ramblings leave readers with more questions than answers. The chapter titled 'A Clean Slate,' which promises to address how Infantino rid FIFA of corruption, is disappointingly brief at just four pages, focusing mainly on his decision not to remove Sepp Blatter's old wall safe and his anger about spending on the FIFA museum.The Literary CritiqueFrom a literary perspective, the book falls short of expectations. The reviewer notes that after an interesting anecdote about Infantino's childhood collecting scrap metal on trains, the content becomes increasingly tedious. The book contains incredibly boring travel anecdotes, including a game of football against 40 North Korean children and self-congratulatory stories about how football legends like Diego Maradona changed their tune about FIFA leadership during his tenure. The writing style is described as reading like 'a series of voice notes intoned into the bathroom mirror via a piece of software called dictatorblather.app,' with the text sliding over itself in a display of what the reviewer identifies as 'cognitive dissonance.' Ultimately, the book fails to provide the coherent narrative or genuine insight one would expect from the leader of world football.

The Road to Qualification Curaçao, a FIFA member since 2011, has spent years building towards their first World Cup appearance. As an autonomous country within the Kingdom of the Netherlands, the island has drawn on a rich pool of Dutch-raised talent with Curaçaoan roots. The Team's Strategy The team's goalkeeper, Eloy Room, mentioned that they had an advantage with the World Cup being hosted by the United States, Mexico, and Canada, as they wouldn't face them in qualifying. Curaçao played important games against Haiti, Trinidad, and Jamaica, ultimately qualifying with a goalless draw in Jamaica. Group E Fixtures 14 June v Germany, Houston (noon local, 6pm BST, 15 June 3am AEST) 20 June v Ecuador, Kansas City (7pm local, 21 June 1am BST, 21 June 10am AEST) 25 June v Côte d'Ivoire, Philadelphia (4pm local, 9pm BST, 26 June 6am AEST) The Coach Dick Advocaat, 78, will become the oldest coach to take part in a World Cup. He guided Curaçao to qualification but stepped down in February to care for his ill daughter, only to return after Fred Rutten stepped aside. Star Player Leandro Bacuna has represented Curaçao for over a decade and has played in the Premier League with Aston Villa. He is hugely popular among the local population and is known for his involvement in the community. One to Watch Livano Comenencia is a technically polished midfielder who has played for Juventus's Next Gen team and FC Zürich. He underlined his importance with a crucial goal in the 2-0 win over Jamaica. Unsung Hero Juriën Gaari is a steady presence at the back, with almost 60 games for Curaçao. He has played for several clubs, including RKC Waalwijk and Saudi clubs Al-Hazem and Abha Club.

Three former YouTubers have turned the horror genre into a springboard for Hollywood breakthroughs, delivering box‑office results that rival big‑studio titles and prompting a fresh debate about the value of online platforms as training grounds for filmmakers. From YouTube Shorts to Box‑Office Hits: The 2026 Horror Surge In January, Markiplier (real name Mark Fischbach) self‑released the sci‑fi horror adaptation Iron Lung, which quickly outgrossed several major studio releases. By May, comedy‑sketch star Curry Barker debuted Obsession, a sub‑million‑dollar film that became the summer’s box‑office phenomenon, posting higher earnings in its second and third weekends than in its opening week. Simultaneously, 20‑year‑old visual‑effects artist Kane Parsons saw his internet‑meme‑inspired film Backrooms claim the top spot at the North American box office, surpassing titles such as Wuthering Heights, Scream 7 and the latest Pixar release. Box‑Office Numbers That Redefined Indie Success Obsession – budget under $1 million; weekend‑to‑weekend growth of > 30 % after debut. Backrooms – became the highest‑grossing A24 release of the year within weeks. Iron Lung – outperformed several mid‑tier studio titles in its opening weekend. Why Horror Became the Gateway for Online Creators The post‑pandemic market has favored horror for its low production costs and strong youth appeal. These creators, accustomed to rapid‑turnaround, click‑driven content, found horror’s emphasis on visceral reaction a natural extension of their YouTube skill set. Moreover, horror’s budget flexibility allows newcomers to experiment without the financial risk that studios typically attach to comedy or superhero projects. What the Next Wave of YouTube‑Trained Directors Might Look Like Industry observers expect more online personalities to test the feature‑film waters via genre projects that can be produced cheaply yet marketed aggressively through social platforms. As audiences continue to trust creators they follow online, studios may increasingly scout YouTube talent for horror, thriller and even genre‑blending hybrids, blurring the line between digital‑first and traditional cinema.

The Birth of a Classic The Bluetones' lead singer Mark Morriss and guitarist Adam Devlin share the story of their hit song 'Slight Return', from its humble beginnings to its massive success in the 90s. Mark Morriss' Vocals and the Song's Early Days We were still a three piece: Adam Devlin, my brother Scott and myself. We hadn’t met Eds Chesters yet, so we didn’t have a drummer. We were spending a lot of time writing songs, trying to hone this west coast, mid-60s, Crosby, Stills & Nash sound – even though it was the 90s and we were from Hounslow in London. Slight Return was the fourth or fifth song we wrote. Scott wrote the chord progressions and structure, but didn’t have any words or melody. He recorded guitar into a cassette player, then played that back on a second cassette player so he could record himself playing along to what he’d just recorded, in a very rudimentary way of four-tracking. We liked it, but we weren’t skipping around the room going: “My God, we’re going to be millionaires.” That came later. The Song's Rise to Fame It went down well at our early shows. It was catchy and memorable. We recorded a demo version and sold it on blue 7-inch vinyl at our gigs. When we got signed to A&M, they were keen for it to be a single, but we felt like it would be short-changing our fanbase, which was about 200 people, who had already bought it. We had to be talked around by the label, who said: “We can hear it being played on the radio.” But they wanted us to change the song’s name because Slight Return isn’t actually in the lyrics. The title in part refers to the last line of the song: “I’m coming home but just for a short while.” It’s also a kind of sideways tribute to Jimi Hendrix’s Voodoo Child (Slight Return). When we finally succumbed and let them release it as a single, lo and behold, it went ballistic. Adam Devlin's Perspective on the Band's Journey We thought we could write half-decent songs, so we cobbled together a set that would get us on the London circuit. I remember Scott bringing in a faster, simpler version of Slight Return. I fleshed out the guitar parts and put in a guitar solo. Mark worked out the vocal melodies, and we added a coda – the instrumental that fades out at the end, which originally had a sample from Tom Courtenay in Billy Liar, which was all very 60s. We had very different ideas from the record label and thought Can’t Be Trusted should have been the single. By then, I was living in another shared house in Wimbledon that didn’t have a washing machine. I was in the launderette when our manager phoned and said: “You’ve gone in at No 2.” I don’t think we were ready for it being so successful. The Legacy of Slight Return We've been playing it for 30 years. One tour, we’d got so bored with it, we didn’t even play it, which was a mistake because people thought we’d gone up our own arses. We learned our lesson: it’s the song everyone wants to hear. People get confused because Slight Return isn’t actually in the lyrics. I was at a farmers’ market recently when one of the stallholders said: “You were in that band who sang Where Did You Go?” I said: “Yes, but that’s not what it’s called.”

The Skeptic's Manifesto: "Ghost in the Machine" ReviewDirector Valerie Veatch, known for documentaries like Love Child and Me at the Zoo, shifts her focus to the intersection of internet culture and artificial intelligence with her latest film. Her self-set remit is urgent and germane to everyone right now: to critique the pursuit of AI, its questionable utility, and its dark history in race politics and eugenics. The film arrives as a counter-narrative to the current stock-market bubble pushing the value of major tech companies toward the stratosphere.Connecting AI to Eugenics and Silicon Valley's Dark PastThe film functions as a straightforward primer on AI history, guiding the viewer toward AI-skeptical conclusions. Veatch and her interviewees explore a dazzling array of colorful, often crazed figures, including Victorian British eugenicist Francis Galton and William Shockley, the Silicon Valley founding father and overt racist. The documentary also touches on current-day figures like Elon Musk, juxtaposing their influence against the historical roots of the technology.Historical Depth: The film traces the lineage of AI from 19th-century eugenics to modern Silicon Valley.Interviewees: Features a mix of philosophers, linguists, and historians.Recent Context: While it misses the recent courtroom brawl between Musk and Sam Altman, it captures the broader skepticism surrounding the industry.Market Skepticism Amidst the AI Stock BubbleDespite the hype driving valuations, the documentary argues that the utility of AI is highly debatable. The film serves as a critical lens through which to view the current financial landscape, suggesting that the market may be detached from the reality of the technology's capabilities. By highlighting the historical misuse of data and classification systems, the film questions the ethical foundation of the current AI boom.The "AI vs NOT AI" Visual IndicatorA unique device in the film is the use of capitalized, Helvetica-font text in the upper-right corner to indicate whether the content being shown is AI-generated or not. This visual cue addresses the growing difficulty for viewers to distinguish between human and machine-generated media, a central theme in the documentary's polemic.The Future of Tech Critique in DocumentariesWhile the film occasionally feels dense—resembling a university lecture with goofy archive clips—it provides a necessary counter-balance to the industry's marketing narrative. As AI integration deepens, the demand for critical, historical context in media is likely to grow, making documentaries like this essential viewing for understanding the full scope of the technology's impact on society.

Kane Parsons' Historic Achievement Kane Parsons has become the youngest film-maker to open a film at number one at the North American box office for his directing debut Backrooms. The Success of Backrooms Parsons, 20, is seven years younger than the previous record holder, Josh Trank, who was 27 when his debut Chronicle recorded a $22m opening in 2011. Backrooms stunned industry observers by taking $81m in its first weekend in North America – which was also a record for its studio, A24. The Film's Background Backrooms, described by the Guardian’s chief critic Peter Bradshaw as “an icily brilliant and genuinely disturbing conceptual horror film” is based on Parsons’ YouTube series of the same name, inspired by the “creepypasta” of the same name, referring to a fictional space of infinite, interconnected spaces. Addressing Controversy Parsons’ age has led to claims online that he did not in fact direct the film, with actor Mark Duplass responding: ““Hmmm, with all due respect I don’t remember seeing you on set. When I was there, Kane was 100% in control. More so than many directors 3x his age.” Parsons himself also commented on the rumours, saying: “This is actually all true. They don’t tell you this, but 96% of all movies released in North America and Europe are actually directed by the same person. They call him ‘The Older Gentleman’. He has had all of Hollywood in a chokehold for decades now.” Comparison with Other Low-Budget Horror Films Backrooms' box office success follows that of another low-budget horror film, Obsession, directed by Curry Barker. Barker, at 26, is six years older; his film was released on 15 May with a $17.1m opening weekend in North America, and has now recorded $104.7m after four weeks.

The Lead: A Record-Breaking CareerJames Milner has etched his name into football history by breaking the Premier League appearance record, a remarkable achievement that speaks volumes about his longevity, consistency, and unwavering dedication to the sport. The 40-year-old veteran has demonstrated an extraordinary level of professionalism throughout his career, earning admiration from teammates and rivals alike for his commitment to excellence both on and off the pitch.The Professional Profile: Beyond Ordinary DedicationFormer teammates paint a picture of a player who was exceptional from his early days. Michael Bridges, who roomed with Milner during his time at Leeds, recalls: "James Milner was the most dedicated and professional young player I've met. He also took the not inconsiderable transition from being at school to playing in the Leeds first team totally in his stride. Nothing fazed him. He was very level-headed."This level-headedness extended to Milner's lifestyle choices. While teammates socialized with alcoholic drinks, Milner remained steadfast in his commitment to peak physical condition, often opting for Ribena Toothkind instead. His dedication was so complete that teammates nicknamed him the "hydration monster" due to his intense focus on maintaining optimal hydration levels.The Technical Mastery: Versatility Across PositionsWhat sets Milner apart is not just his longevity but his remarkable versatility. Throughout his career, he has excelled in multiple positions, adapting his game to suit different tactical systems and managerial philosophies. Bridges notes: "Above all he's a very intelligent footballer who reads the game well and has the versatility to play in different positions for different types of managers. That's helped him."This adaptability has allowed Milner to remain relevant across different eras of football evolution. From his early days at Leeds to his current role, he has consistently demonstrated an ability to read the game and position himself effectively, even as the tactical demands of the sport have evolved.The Impact Analysis: Redefining ProfessionalismMilner's career offers a fascinating case study in modern professionalism. In an era where footballers often face intense scrutiny and shorter careers, Milner has bucked the trend through his extraordinary discipline and commitment. Steve Harper, who worked with Milner at Newcastle, draws a direct comparison: "His level of professionalism is right up there with Cristiano Ronaldo's. It's no coincidence that they're both still going strong."This approach has had ripple effects throughout the sport. Younger players now have a role model for how to maintain peak performance over an extended career. Milner's career demonstrates that longevity in professional football is not merely about talent but about lifestyle choices, work ethic, and mental fortitude.The Legacy: More Than Just AppearancesAs Milner surpasses Gareth Barry's previous record of 653 Premier League appearances, his legacy extends far beyond the numbers. Curtis Davies, who played with Milner at Aston Villa, emphasizes: "Breaking the appearance record will be testament to him and the way he has lived his life, and if anyone is going to go past Gareth Barry, another former Villa teammate, there's no better person than James to do so."Milner's career represents a different kind of greatness in modern football—one built on consistency, adaptability, and unwavering professionalism rather than just fleeting moments of brilliance. As he continues to add to his record, he stands as a testament to the values that can sustain a career at the highest level for more than two decades.

The Dance Challenge: A Weekend Immersion As I wait for my first Cuban salsa class to begin, I have the distinct feeling that I am poorly prepared. I'm wearing heavy jeans, a bulky woollen sweater and boots. I have never done a dance class in my life – or any kind of exercise class. I don't know anything about salsa, Cuban or otherwise. Standing alone, I notice that everyone has come with at least one friend, and begin to suspect that it takes two to Cuban salsa. This year, Rising festival – Melbourne's winter arts offering – has consolidated its longstanding dance focus into a mini-festival: the inaugural Australian Dance Biennale, showcasing Australian and international work. There's also a series of dance classes, romantically titled The Land of 1000 Dances, held in the romantically decrepit Flinders Street Ballroom. Running daily until 7 June, with classes costing $29 a pop, the diverse schedule includes Afro-fusion, ballroom, voguing, waltz and K-pop for teens and tweens. From Salsa to Shuffle: A Dancer's Journey As an audience member, I am an avid appreciator of dance; as a participant, I can most kindly be described as "curious" but uncoordinated. What if I went to a bunch of dance classes and then wrote about it? Precisely 24 hours before my first class, the misgivings begin – doing my first dance class while dressed for the show I'm seeing directly afterwards sounds like a bad idea. At the ballroom, I am briefly reassured: the crowd is a diverse mix of ages, genders and bodies, and hardly anyone is wearing dance-appropriate clothing. But the class itself is a blur – sometimes literally – as I try to learn and enact the cucaracha, the guapo and other basic Cuban salsa moves; attempt to locate the beat, my hips, any sense of coordination at all. Every time I feel as though I'm starting to get the hang of something, the instructor adds a new step. Then he corrals us into pairs – and a series of new moves, yelling "change partners!" every three minutes. Going solo, it turns out, is fine: everyone is friendly; many seem as unsure as I am. Some are nailing it but there's a sense of camaraderie: we're all in this together. That said, we're all a bit too sweaty to be holding each other. The Social Dynamics of Dance Classes I move from absolute befuddlement, through occasional moments of triumph, to a sense of quiet despair. A move that involves a 360-degree rotation to an eight-count almost breaks my spirit and I consider quitting. To my surprise, this awakens a latent fighting spirit: screw the rules, I'm doing it my way. I experience brief elation. Then we change partners and I find myself in a cursed duet involving four left feet. The elation shrivels. The class ends and I run to the theatre feeling like a dank, demoralised biohazard. I spend the next hour watching a show by the Irish choreographer Oona Doherty featuring a mix of professional, student and untrained dancers – and I mentally salute them all, with a newfound appreciation for the dark art of dance. Finding Joy in Movement I approach my next class, Melbourne shuffle, with a sense of dread. Not only do I now know how bad I am but I have agreed to be photographed. And I made the choice without knowing anything about the Melbourne shuffle, mistakenly assuming it was somewhere in the ballpark of the city's other great cultural tradition. This feeling I am experiencing, I discover, is known as "endorphins". The physical exertion, the mental focus required, the social connection – it all combines to create a chemical cocktail that makes the experience worthwhile despite the occasional humiliation. By the end of my dance weekend, I haven't become a dancer, but I've gained a profound respect for those who are. The Australian Dance Biennale and The Land of 1000 Dances offer not just entertainment, but an invitation to participate, to challenge oneself, and to discover new dimensions of movement and expression.

A Day of Artful ParentingThere's a special magic in introducing young children to the world of art, especially when it happens in the comfort of home. This narrative follows a parent and toddler as they navigate a day filled with creative expression, from building animal houses with colorful magnet tiles to exploring the welcoming spaces of a local gallery.Creating an Artistic Home EnvironmentThe journey begins in the child's bedroom, where walls are adorned with playful prints by artist Moira Frith and a William Nicholson piece of the Velveteen Rabbit. The ceiling features elephant and bee mobiles alongside Japanese paper animal balloons, creating an immersive artistic space that welcomes the child into a world of creativity from the moment they wake up.Morning Art AdventuresThe day commences with art-themed board books featuring Miffy, the little white rabbit, and an interactive color-mixing book. Despite the artistic focus, the toddler's attention naturally shifts to his plastic tractor, demonstrating how children naturally balance different interests. The morning continues with building a house for farm animals using colorful magnet tiles, stacking wooden blocks, and experimenting with stickers on paper.The Gallery ExperienceAfter a brief outdoor chalk-drawing interlude, the parent and child visit the William Morris Gallery, which the child affectionately calls "the gallery." This familiar space offers crayons, blank paper, building blocks, and soft toys—all set against an artistic backdrop. The gallery has become a regular Wednesday destination with the child's grandmother, representing how cultural institutions can be woven into family routines.Art Education for the Very YoungChildren naturally lack hierarchical distinctions about what constitutes art, embracing everything from professional paintings to their own scribbles. This democratic approach to creativity allows for boundless exploration and expression. The article suggests that both home-based art activities and gallery visits play complementary roles in nurturing young artistic sensibilities.Cultivating Future Art EnthusiastsAs the child grows, the parent envisions future art adventures, possibly even a trip to the Miffy Museum in Utrecht for the child's second birthday. This forward-looking perspective suggests that early artistic experiences can blossom into lifelong appreciation of creativity and culture.Resources for Young ArtistsFor parents looking to bring art into their homes, the article recommends several books:Miffy the Artist by Dick Bruna (also Miffy at the Gallery, and Miffy and the Artists)Famous Art to Colour by Susan MeredithThis Book Will Make You an Artist by Ruth Millington