The Art of Awfulness: Exhibition Celebrates World's Worst Album Covers
The Exhibition That Makes You Cringe and Laugh
"It is like the invasion of the bunny body snatchers," says JT Thompson, the former lead singer of the 1970s US rock band Peter Rabbitt, as he looks at what is regarded as one of the world's worst record covers. The 1979 album Roadstar shows all five members of the California rock band with their faces morphed on to rabbit bodies, with Thompson emerging, like a terrible dream, smiling from a top hat.
What started as a personal collection has evolved into a traveling exhibition that has become something of a phenomenon. Four years ago, the first Worst Record Covers in the World exhibition appeared in Huddersfield, and since then has been displayed at galleries and festivals across the country. Currently, it's at the Mansfield Museum and Art Gallery, with plans to appear at the Edinburgh fringe later this year.
The Curator's Quest for Terrible Art
The exhibition's curator, Steve Goldman, traces his obsession back to the Peter Rabbitt album. "I bought the rabbit album 40 years ago for 10p because it had such a bad cover," Goldman said. "It made me laugh ... I was in hysterics." After losing the album but never forgetting it, Goldman was able to track down a copy when the internet came along.
"When it arrived it was one of the happiest moments of my life," he said. "That evening I said to my family, 'do you know what, I think I'll start collecting crap LP covers'." Goldman's simple rule of thumb is that if it makes him laugh, he collects it.
A Collection of Musical Missteps
Among the hundreds of albums on display are notable examples of questionable artistic choices:
- Roadstar by Peter Rabbitt - featuring band members with rabbit bodies
- Oil and Vinegar by Dave McKenna/The Wilbur Little Quarter - with a naked couple and their disturbing use of what could be chard
- Songs for Gay Dogs by Paddy Roberts
- Do You Want to Touch Me by Johnny Carroll
- Kris Jensen Sings: Torture
- All My Friends Are Dead by Freddie Gage - showing the Southern Baptist evangelist kneeling at a grave
Goldman's current favorite is All MyFriends Are Dead, which he bought for £110. "It is the most expensive album I've bought – £110 – but it's worth every penny," he said.
The Evolution of Bad Album Art
Most of the albums in the collection are from the 1970s and 1980s, but Goldman points out that terrible album covers continue to be made. He cites Norway's Satanic Panic Attack, Handgemeng, in which the five band members have stripped naked to mournfully cuddle up on a rug. "They just look comical," said Goldman, laughing.
The exhibition has become a cultural touchstone, with visitors often recognizing musicians they've worked with. Thompson, 74, visited the Mansfield show and recognized people he had worked with over the years, including Dee Snider from Twisted Sister about to gorge on a cow bone and an almost-naked Ted Nugent with Terminator-like guitar arms.
The Future of Terrible Album Covers
As the exhibition continues to travel, Goldman hopes to expand the collection while maintaining its appeal to all ages. Because venues like Mansfield Museum attract many children, some of the more risque covers from Goldman's collection are excluded from display, such as Letzte Naach by the German folk singer Kingsize Dick and Let Me Touch Him by the Minister's Quartet.
Visitors are encouraged to vote for their favorite worst album cover and participate in polls of more divisive works, like Prince's Lovesexy album featuring the singer reclining naked on a giant lily. "Terrible or genius?" the exhibition seems to ask.
"My favourite activity during exhibitions is to watch people's reactions," Goldman said. "I hope people will laugh." The exhibition continues to grow, with Goldman constantly discovering new additions to his collection of what he calls "crap LP covers" – a celebration of artistic choices that went terribly, wonderfully wrong.