The Misery of Billionaires: A Lament for the 1%
The Misery of Billionaires: A Lament for the 1%
Won’t anyone think of the poor, poor, billionaires? Their endless money can buy them political power, but it can’t buy them love. Instead of being worshipped by the hoi polloi, titans of industry are denounced! Despised! Disrespected! Insert another D-word of your own!
The Billionaire's Lament
Steve Roth, the Vornado Realty Trust CEO, recently brought attention to the plight of his fellow billionaires during an earnings call. He claimed that the phrase 'tax the rich' is just as hateful as some disgusting racial slurs. This outcry comes as New York mayor Zohran Mamdani announced a tax on second homes worth more than $5m, which Roth deemed 'irresponsible'.
The Data Analysis
- Billionaire wealth jumped by more than 16% in 2025, three times faster than the previous five-year average (Oxfam report).
- Since 2020, billionaire wealth has increased by 81%, while one in four people don’t regularly have enough to eat.
The Impact Analysis
Billionaires own more than half the world’s largest media companies and all the main social media companies, which may explain why they still have many prominent fanboys. The article cites a Wall Street Journal columnist, Kyle Smith, who lamented how billionaires are 'denounced, despised and disrespected' and suggested that 'Our greatest billionaires ought to have statues placed in public squares.'
The Prediction
With the growing wealth and influence of billionaires, it may not be long until their life stories are taught to US schoolchildren as inspirational tales. The article sarcastically notes that this could replace learning about historical issues like slavery and its ongoing impact on the racial wealth gap.