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Aisling Bea, 42, finally steps onto the solo stand‑up circuit with a 75‑minute show titled “Older Than Jesus.” The title, a tongue‑in‑cheek nod to the mid‑life milestone of outliving the biblical figure, hints at the personal reflections that anchor the performance. Although Bea is best known for TV hits and a stint on Taskmaster, this is her inaugural headline tour. The material draws heavily on her recent “accidental pregnancy” and the ensuing transition to motherhood, offering a candid look at the chaos and comedy of late‑stage parenthood. True to her reputation, Bea’s humor remains delightfully reckless. She riffs on childhood memories of crafting DIY Dairylea spreads with second‑hand “bodies of Christ,” reenacts a disastrous Take That movie wrap‑party, and even masquerades as a dad in her sister’s antenatal class. Each anecdote is delivered with a cartoonish egotism that celebrates her own absurdity. Physical comedy spikes the night: a deliberately over‑the‑top “slut drop” followed by a playlist curated for her own C‑section. These moments juxtapose the glamour‑obsessed persona she projects on Instagram with the far less polished reality of a new mother, underscoring the show’s central tension. In the closing segment, Bea pivots from pure silliness to a more earnest commentary, using pregnancy and parenthood as lenses to critique entrenched gender expectations. The moral—delivered with a sincere, if slightly unexpected, earnestness—offers a satisfying resolution to a set that otherwise revels in delightful immaturity. The premiere took place at De Montfort Hall in Leicester on 8 April, with the tour set to continue across the UK in the weeks ahead.

Mayor Claudia Kalisch, vice‑president of the German Federation of Cities and leader of the Green‑party city of Lüneburg, announced a push for a nationwide ban on night‑time use of robotic lawnmowers. The proposal aims to curb injuries and deaths among hedgehogs and other small nocturnal animals that frequent residential gardens after dark.Recent research has highlighted that the fast‑moving blades of autonomous mowers pose a hidden danger to wildlife active between dusk and dawn. Hedgehogs, which often curl into a ball when threatened, are especially difficult for mower sensors to detect.Kalisch told the Funke newspaper group that urban green spaces have become critical refuges as development and intensive agriculture shrink natural habitats. She noted that petitions urging the ban have amassed tens of thousands of signatures earlier this year, reflecting broad public concern.In addition to legislative pressure, the mayor called on manufacturers to develop hedgehog‑friendly technology. She emphasized that industry responsibility is essential for protecting biodiversity and improving city life quality.The European red‑list classifies hedgehogs as "near threatened" since 2024, after a documented 30% population decline over the past decade. Beyond mower hazards, motorised leaf blowers, vacuums, and vehicle collisions—responsible for up to one in three fatalities—exacerbate the species’ decline across Europe.Scientists at the University of Oxford, in collaboration with Danish colleagues, recently demonstrated that hedgehogs can hear high‑frequency ultrasound, opening the possibility of sonic road repellers to deter them from dangerous areas. The same team has produced 3D‑printed, crash‑test dummy hedgehogs to work with manufacturers on a future certification scheme for "hedgehog‑safe" mowers.Study co‑author Anne Berger of Germany’s Leibniz Institute for Zoo and Wildlife Research warned that injuries from robotic mowers place an "enormous burden" on animal‑care centres, with many victims discovered days or weeks after the incident, enduring prolonged suffering.German law already protects hedgehogs, imposing fines of up to €65,000 for illegal trapping, injury, or killing. Several cities—including Cologne, Leipzig and Munich—have already outlawed night‑time mower operation. However, a recent attempt by the Greens to enact a statewide ban in Bavaria was rejected.

1. Caroline Wozniacki – Australian Open 2018: After 67 weeks atop the WTA rankings without a Grand Slam title, the Danish star finally broke through at the 2018 Australian Open. Facing world‑number one Simona Halep in the final, Wozniacki saved match points, abandoned her defensive style, and surged ahead to claim her first major, collapsing in tears as she declared, “I dreamed of this moment for so many years.”2. Fermín Cacho – 1500m Gold, Barcelona 1992: The Spanish runner seized an unexpected victory in a tactical race that unfolded at a snail‑pace pace. With the field hesitant, Cacho surged from the inside lane, powered a 50‑second final lap and crossed the line in 3:40.12 – a time described as “the slowest winning time you could possibly imagine.” His triumph ignited a national celebration, cementing his status as an Olympic legend.3. Max Holloway – UFC BMF Belt Showdown 2024: The featherweight champion delivered a cinematic finish against Justin Gaethje, opting to trade blows in the final seconds rather than await a decision. Holloway’s knockout with one second left created a historic moment in mixed‑martial‑arts, underscoring his reputation for relentless aggression and love of pure, unfiltered competition.4. Garrincha – World Cup Glory 1958 & 1962: Brazil’s “Joy of the People” dazzled the world with his unorthodox dribbling and infectious charisma. Despite a physical handicap, he helped Brazil capture back‑to‑back World Cups, earning player‑of‑the‑tournament honors in 1962 and becoming a cultural icon whose legacy is measured more by the happiness he sparked than by trophies alone.5. Lungi Ngidi – Test Debut vs India, 2018: The South African fast‑bowler announced himself by dismissing cricket superstar Virat Kohli and finishing with figures of six for 39, earning player‑of‑the‑match as South Africa won by 135 runs. Ngidi’s grin after the wicket captured the pure exhilaration of a young athlete realizing a lifelong dream.6. Marco Tardelli – World Cup Final 1982: In the decisive match for Italy, Tardelli’s thunderous celebration after scoring the equaliser resonated with an estimated 56.7 million Italians. His iconic scream, later described as “the moment it came out,” epitomises the raw, uncontainable joy that sport can unleash.

Australia’s recent fuel squeeze is reshaping the second‑hand car market, with used electric vehicles (EVs) now commanding higher prices while traditional petrol and diesel models face steep discounts.MotorMetrics’ live inventory data shows that dealers have lifted prices on a range of EVs, most notably a more than 6% increase for the Tesla Model Y during the final two weeks of March. Similar upward pressure is evident for the Model 3, MG4 and Polestar 2, indicating dealer confidence that new stock will settle at these elevated levels.At the same time, the supply of used EVs is tightening, creating a classic demand‑supply imbalance that fuels price growth.Conversely, the same data reveal that many used diesel and petrol vehicles have been slashed by as much as 20%, reflecting a rapid shift in consumer preference toward electric power as fuel costs climb.Rental platform Turo reports a 70% jump in bookings for EVs and hybrids compared with the same period last year. Managing director Rob Chan describes the surge as a “unique wave of consumer interest” reminiscent only of the post‑pandemic “revenge travel” boom.Australia’s EV fleet is expanding steadily; the Electric Vehicle Council estimates that over 454,000 battery‑electric and plug‑in hybrid vehicles were on the road at the end of 2025, giving EVs roughly 13% of new car purchases. Analysts expect this share to rise further as more models enter the market and charging infrastructure improves.Economist Peter Esho warns that while oil shocks are not new, this one “could very well be one of the last”, as the current price environment makes EVs a financially sensible alternative for many drivers.Petrol prices rose almost daily throughout March across major cities, only easing after a government fuel‑excise cut. In parallel, Commonwealth Bank data shows a 161% increase in weekly loan volume for new battery‑electric vehicles in March versus February, underscoring growing consumer financing for EVs.Individual stories echo the broader trend. Sydney motorist Har Rai Singh, who rented several EVs through Turo to test long‑distance capability, says he now sees little reason to stick with a combustion engine, noting that “people are waiting for petrol pumps and paying over $100 to fill a tank – it doesn’t make sense any more to hold on to a combustion engine.”

Iran is experiencing the longest nationwide internet blackout ever recorded, according to the global monitoring group NetBlocks. Since the United States and Israel launched their war on Iran on February 28, connectivity has hovered at about 1% of pre‑war levels, effectively cutting the country off from the global web. The blackout follows a prior 20‑day shutdown in January, which coincided with deadly nationwide protests. Combined, these measures mean that Iranian civilians have spent close to two‑thirds of 2026 in digital darkness, relying only on a slow, state‑controlled intranet for basic services and state‑run news. NetBlocks highlighted that while regions such as Myanmar, Sudan, Kashmir and Tigray have endured longer intermittent outages, no other war has forced an entire nation offline to this extent. The monitor added that Iran is the first country to lose previously functional internet connectivity by reverting to a national network. Economic analysts warned that the January shutdown already caused the economy to lose tens of millions of dollars each day in direct damages, with far‑reaching indirect effects. Companies reported that many online businesses could not survive more than three weeks without connectivity, leading to a wave of layoffs and reduced pay raises. One affected worker, Kamran, a product designer in Karaj, said he was dismissed after the latest wave of cuts. He now relies on a local skill‑matching group, but fears competition from thousands of similarly displaced workers. A senior data analyst from a Tehran firm disclosed that the firm is offering lower-than‑expected raises and shifting to three‑month contracts, creating uncertainty about future employment. Compounding the digital crisis, the war has targeted Iran’s steel factories, petrochemical plants and other civilian infrastructure, aggravating pre‑existing problems of high inflation and unemployment. Only a limited segment of the population can access the global internet—either because they are whitelisted by the state or because they pay steep fees for proxy connections that often disappear after a few hours. Government spokeswoman Fatemeh Mohajerani stated that internet access is being granted only to those who can “get the voice out,” such as officials, state‑affiliated entities and news agencies. Citizens on the ground describe a grim reality: frequent power outages, uncertainty about water supplies, and an inability to use services like Google Search or AI tools, even as they watch live feeds from space missions that remain inaccessible. In response to the prolonged shutdown, authorities have begun rolling out a tiered system dubbed “Internet Pro.” Business groups have received a “guide to connect to international internet,” urging them to contact a state‑run messaging app, Bale, for registration. Parallel efforts by a major telecom carrier offer one‑year data packages at prices higher than normal plans, while existing providers have not refunded customers for services they cannot deliver. President Masoud Pezeshkian’s administration, which campaigned on unblocking Iran’s internet, has offered no official explanation for the shutdown, leaving both the battered digital sector and the broader economy facing an uncertain future.

Bangladesh’s Ministry of Health and Family Welfare disclosed that a suspected measles outbreak has killed at least 98 children in the past three weeks, prompting an urgent escalation of vaccination efforts in Dhaka’s hardest‑hit districts.Prime Minister Tarique Rahman ordered two senior ministers to tour the nation’s 170 million residents, assess the crisis’s scale, and coordinate a rapid response.Official data released on Sunday show that 6,476 children aged six months to five years exhibited measles‑like symptoms, while 826 cases have been laboratory‑confirmed with 16 confirmed deaths. Health officials note that many cases go untested, meaning the true toll could be higher.According to Halimur Rashid, director of Communicable Disease Control, “Compared with past years, the number of affected children is higher, and the death toll is higher too.” He attributes the surge to multifactorial causes, including a shortage of vaccines.World Health Organization (WHO) records indicate the highest number of suspected measles cases in Bangladesh was 25,934 in 2005. After a long decline, this year’s figures represent a stark reversal.Measles remains one of the world’s most contagious diseases, spreading through coughs and sneezes. While it can affect any age group, children under five are most vulnerable to severe complications such as brain swelling and respiratory failure. WHO estimates up to 95,000 measles deaths globally each year, primarily among unvaccinated or under‑vaccinated children.Bangladesh has previously achieved notable progress in immunisation, yet a scheduled measles‑vaccination drive for June 2024 was postponed after a violent uprising that ousted Prime Minister Sheikh Hasina. Consequently, many children—some as young as six months—missed the routine nine‑month vaccine dose.Mahmudur Rahman, chief of the National Verification Committee of Measles and Rubella, acknowledged the missed target of eliminating measles deaths by December 2025, citing “poor vaccination programmes.”In response, Dhaka has identified 30 districts with the highest case numbers and launched an emergency vaccination campaign. Health Minister Sardar Shakhawat Hossain Bakul pledged that the drive will first cover the “worst affected areas” before expanding nationwide.Public‑health expert Tajul Islam A Bari, a former official of the Expanded Programme on Immunisation, warned that although funds were allocated for vaccine procurement, the government failed to secure the doses, leading to the current “scary” situation.With no specific treatment for measles once contracted, the focus remains on accelerating vaccine delivery, improving surveillance, and preventing further loss of young lives.

Iranian drone attacks on Sunday inflicted serious damage on two of Kuwait's power and water desalination plants and sparked a fire at the Shuwaikh Oil Sector Complex, though no injuries were reported.Fatima Abbas Johar Hayat, spokesperson for Kuwait’s Ministry of Electricity, Water and Renewable Energy, described the incident as “criminal aggression” that caused “serious material damage” and forced the shutdown of two electricity‑generating units.Al Jazeera’s Malika Traina highlighted the strategic importance of the facilities, noting that around 90 % of Kuwait’s drinking water is produced by these desalination plants, making the disruption a critical blow to the nation’s water security.The strikes come as Gulf states bear the brunt of Tehran’s retaliation to recent US and Israeli attacks on Iran. Kuwait and the United Arab Emirates have become the epicentre of these assaults, according to Al Jazeera’s Victoria Gatenby in Doha.Gatenby warned that if President Donald Trump and Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu follow through on threats to intensify pressure on Iran, Tehran may target similar civilian and energy infrastructure across the Gulf.Bahrain also suffered drone attacks, with its Gulf Petrochemical Industries Co reporting damage to several operational units and Bapco Energies confirming a hit on an oil storage tank. Both incidents caused fires that were quickly extinguished, and no casualties were reported.In Abu Dhabi, authorities responded to multiple fires at the Borouge petrochemical plant, attributing them to falling debris from an interception. Operations were suspended pending a damage assessment, but no injuries have been confirmed.Saudi Arabia announced the interception of missiles early Sunday, underscoring the heightened military alert across the region.Gatenby noted that while Iran claims it is only targeting US military assets, the pattern over the past five weeks shows a broader focus on civilian and critical energy infrastructure. Gulf nations have exercised “incredible restraint,” yet their leaders caution that patience is not unlimited and that Saudi Arabia is invoking its right to self‑defence under Article 51 of the UN Charter.The escalating series of attacks highlights the fragile security environment in the Gulf and raises concerns about the resilience of essential services such as power and water supply amid ongoing geopolitical tensions.

Iran's Khatam al-Anbiya Central Headquarters announced on Saturday that Iraqi ships are free to pass through the Strait of Hormuz, a critical conduit for global energy supplies. This decision exempts Iraq from all restrictions in the strait, with controls only applying to 'enemy countries'.The announcement reflects Iran's easing of its stranglehold on the strait, which has been effectively blockaded since the US and Israel launched their war on Iran on February 28. Despite this, maritime traffic has seen an increase in recent weeks, with 53 transits recorded last week, according to Lloyd's List Intelligence.Iran's military command emphasized its 'profound respect for Iraq's national sovereignty' and praised Iraq's struggle against the US. This move comes in response to US President Donald Trump's demands for Tehran to make a deal or relinquish control of the waterway, warning that 'all hell' would ensue within 48 hours otherwise. Iran's Khatam al-Anbiya Central Headquarters rejected Trump's demand, calling it a 'helpless, nervous, unbalanced and stupid action'. The blockade has significantly impacted global energy markets, pushing up fuel prices and prompting emergency energy conservation measures in many countries. Brent crude has hovered above $109 a barrel, with predictions of further price surges if the strait remains blocked. Iraq's oil production, which provides most of Baghdad's revenues, has been particularly affected, falling to 1.2 million barrels a day from 4.3 million barrels.

Indonesia formally received the coffins of three United Nations peacekeepers who lost their lives in southern Lebanon as Israel intensified its invasion, a development that underscores the expanding regional fallout of the US‑Israel war on Iran. On Saturday, uniformed officers carried the bodies into a solemn ceremony attended by President Prabowo Subianto. Following the tribute, Foreign Minister Sugiono urged a comprehensive UN inquiry into the fatalities, stressing that "incidents like this should not happen" and calling for a security guarantee for peacekeeping troops. The three soldiers—Farizal Rhomadhon (28), Zulmi Aditya Iskandar (33) and Muhammad Nur Ichwan (26)—were members of the United Nations Interim Force in Lebanon (UNIFIL). Rhomadhon was killed when a projectile, later attributed by a UN source to fire from an Israeli tank, detonated near his position. A day later, Iskandar and Ichwan perished in an explosion that struck a UNIFIL logistics convoy. Family members expressed deep sorrow. Iskandar’s father, Iskandarudin (60), told reporters from West Java that the loss was especially painful because the troops were deployed for peace, not combat. The government announced that the trio will be interred on Sunday and pledged financial assistance to their families, reflecting Indonesia’s commitment to support the bereaved. In a related incident, UNIFIL reported that three additional peacekeepers were wounded in a blast at a facility near Adeisse; the cause of that explosion remains unidentified, though the injured were confirmed to be Indonesian. Indonesia’s foreign ministry has called on the UN Security Council to convene an urgent meeting of troop‑contributing nations to review and strengthen protection measures for UNIFIL personnel. The tragedy occurs against the backdrop of a broader conflict: the US‑Israel offensive against Iran has spilled into Lebanon after Hezbollah, aligned with Tehran, launched rockets following the assassination of Iran’s Supreme Leader Ayatollah Ali Khamenei on 28 February. Israeli forces have been bombarding Lebanon for weeks, aiming to establish a 30 km (≈18.6 mi) security zone along the border. Key takeaway: The loss of Indonesian peacekeepers highlights the heightened risks faced by UN missions in volatile theaters and intensifies calls for stronger international safeguards amid escalating Middle‑East hostilities.