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Comedian Phil Ellis has taken a unique approach with his new show 'Bath Mat', embracing his midlife failures and inviting the audience to join in on the laughter. The show features a hype-man, played by fellow comedian Tom Short, who sets the tone with a list of Ellis's non-achievements. Ellis' recent move back in with his parents and his struggles with singleness, balding, and financial struggles are all fair game for comedy. The show is a raucous laugh-along, with Ellis straw-polling his observations with the audience and laughing throughout. While the show has its moments, it lacks the concentrated hits of Ellis' previous work. The structure is loose, with barely related routines and more emphasis on standup than antics. Sections like the chat about roadkill and luxury pet treatment feel more like 'all-in-it-together bants' than precision-focused comedy. However, Ellis' ability to find humor in his own failures and celebrate the ramshackle is part of his charm. Fans of his chaotic kids' show 'Funz and Gamez' will appreciate his skill in creating a diffuse but entertaining show. The titular routine, where Ellis canvasses the crowd about bath mats, is a highlight, triggering a lively and entertaining response. The show's humor is rooted in Ellis' willingness to poke fun at himself, sharing amusing snaps from his childhood photo album and tales of duff gigs. While not all routines earn the hype-man's exclamation points, that's part of the point – Ellis glories in the ramshackle and finds humor in his own crapness.

When Capcom first unveiled Pragmata alongside the PlayStation 5 in 2020, the teaser promised high‑octane space action. Six years later, the game finally launched on April 17, 2026 at a retail price of £49.99, revealing a narrative that leans more toward emotional storytelling than pure spectacle.Set on a moon‑based research outpost operated by the fictional Delphi corporation, the story revolves around a cutting‑edge 3D‑printing material called Lunafilament. When the station loses power, Earth‑based engineer Hugh is dispatched to investigate, only to discover a silent, half‑printed landscape littered with abandoned tools and unfinished constructs.Gameplay hinges on a novel hacking mechanic. Hugh is accompanied by Diana, a 3D‑printed android designed to resemble a six‑year‑old girl, who can infiltrate enemy code in real time. Players trigger a side‑screen mini‑game that reveals robotic foes’ weak points, turning combat into a blend of reflex shooting and strategic code‑breaking reminiscent of classic handheld RPGs.Beyond the mechanics, the title’s emotional core emerges through the evolving bond between Hugh and Diana. Their interactions feel organic, with Diana sketching pictures, playing hide‑and‑seek, and gradually learning about humanity through Hugh’s stories. This father‑daughter dynamic avoids saccharine tropes, instead offering moments that genuinely resonate.Exploration rewards curiosity: the lunar base gives way to tropical jungles, sun‑kissed beaches, and a half‑printed recreation of New York City. An underground shelter functions as a hub for upgrades, training simulations, and further character development, echoing the atmospheric pacing of titles like Death Stranding.Visually, the game benefits from the direction of Cho Yonghee, known for the acclaimed Nier: Automata. Despite its ambitious art direction, Pragmata runs smoothly on both the high‑end PS5 Pro and the portable Switch 2, demonstrating impressive optimization across hardware tiers.In sum, Pragmata stands out as a beautifully crafted single‑player adventure that marries inventive combat with a surprisingly moving narrative. Its blend of sci‑fi aesthetics, heartfelt storytelling, and polished performance makes it a noteworthy addition to the current generation of console releases.

Sudan, one of the world's most impoverished countries, has been ravaged by a civil war that began in 2023. The conflict, driven by a power struggle between the army and the paramilitary Rapid Support Forces (RSF), has left the nation unrecognizable. Over 40,000 people have been killed, and about 14 million – a quarter of the population – have been forced to flee their homes. Civilian infrastructure across the country has been extensively damaged.“We are not just facing a crisis – we are witnessing the systematic erosion of a country’s future,” Luca Renda, the United Nations Development Programme’s (UNDP’s) resident representative in Sudan, told Al Jazeera. A report by the UNDP and the Institute for Security Studies highlights the scale of Sudan’s economic collapse. Even under the most optimistic scenario of peace being achieved in 2026, Sudan would still lose an estimated $18.8 billion in gross domestic product (GDP) by 2043.The war has had a devastating impact on Sudan's infrastructure and basic services. $6.4 billion was lost in GDP in 2023 alone, reflecting a simultaneous collapse across all major parts of Sudan’s economy. The destruction of infrastructure has triggered displacement and made it difficult for people to secure adequate housing or access basic services. Up to 40 percent of power generation capacity has been lost, and key water infrastructure has been destroyed or seized, cutting communities off from clean water and sanitation.The labor market has also been severely affected, with agriculture – once the backbone of Sudan’s economy – severely hit. Cultivated land has shrunk, adversely impacting rural livelihoods. Average incomes have fallen back to levels last seen in 1992. About 90 percent of manufacturing activity has been destroyed in key economic hubs, eliminating thousands of jobs.The oil industry has suffered significantly, with oil output falling amid widespread instability and infrastructure damage. The Khartoum refinery, which previously processed up to 100,000 barrels per day, has been out of operation since July 2023. Key infrastructure, including pipeline routes carrying crude to Port Sudan, has been hit.The collapse of the Sudanese pound and supply chains has caused a sharp rise in living costs. Food prices have surged, with four pieces of bread now costing about 1,000 pounds, an amount that had previously bought six pieces. Wages have failed to catch up with inflation, leaving many households without access to necessities. Nearly half the population is now experiencing acute food shortages.The economic collapse has had a profound impact on Sudan's people, with 34 million people in need of assistance and 19 million facing acute food shortages. The war has caused death, trauma, and profound loss, casting a long shadow over Sudan’s future and dimming the prospects of a generation whose lives are being shaped by violence. If the conflict continues to 2030, Sudan’s economy in 2043 would be about $34.5 billion smaller than it would have been without the war, and GDP per capita would drop by roughly $1,700.

Chinese President Xi Jinping has met with Russian Foreign Minister Sergey Lavrov, calling for closer and stronger strategic coordination between Beijing and Moscow. The meeting took place in the Great Hall of the People in Beijing, where Xi emphasized the need to firmly defend their legitimate interests and safeguard the unity of Global South countries.Xi described the stability and certainty of China-Russia relations as particularly precious in an international landscape marked by change and chaos. This comes as the world faces growing fears over the shutdown of the Strait of Hormuz, which could trigger a global food crisis as critical fertiliser and fuel exports are blocked.Lavrov told a news conference after meeting Xi that Moscow could compensate for China’s energy shortages as shipping through the strait remains choked. China and Russia are not formal military allies but maintain extremely close economic and political ties, with Xi signing a 'no limits' strategic partnership with President Vladimir Putin in 2022.The visit by Lavrov to Beijing this week also included meetings with other leaders, such as Spanish Prime Minister Pedro Sanchez, Abu Dhabi’s Crown Prince Mohamed bin Zayed Al Nahyan, and Vietnamese leader To Lam. In talks with Sanchez, Xi warned that the world was facing 'chaos and turmoil' and 'a contest between justice and force', urging closer cooperation.

The British Board of Film Classification (BBFC) has begun using an AI tool to help identify content that triggers compliance issues, such as violence, nudity, and bad language, in TV shows.The technology was used to classify the UK catalogue of HBO Max, including The Pitt and a Game of Thrones spinoff, A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms. The Pitt received a 15 rating, while A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms received an overall rating of 18, with most episodes rated 15.The AI tool was built especially for HBO and helps direct compliance officers to the most contentious moments, doing "a lot of the heavy lifting," according to David Austin, the BBFC chief executive. However, he emphasized that human review is still crucial, as the AI tool was initially too cautious, mistakenly flagging an on-screen splash of red paint as human blood.The BBFC system, trained on the regulator's guidelines, produced a time-coded report that a human compliance officer then reviewed. The organization completed the classification of HBO Max's entire catalogue in six months, a process that would have normally required over four years of viewing by a compliance officer.

British Chancellor Rachel Reeves has stepped up her criticism of Donald Trump's war on Iran, describing it as a 'mistake' that has destabilized the global economy and damaged living standards around the world.In a marked fraying of the transatlantic relationship, Reeves said Trump's decision to break off from diplomatic talks with Iran and launch airstrikes seemed to have left the president in a worse place than he started.“I think it was a mistake to end those [talks with Iran] and to enter into conflict, because I'm not convinced that we are safer today than we were a few weeks ago,” she told an event in Washington.Reeves' comments added to blunt criticism of Trump she made just before flying out on Tuesday, when she expressed frustration at the 'folly' of his decision to go to war without a clear exit plan.The criticism adds to an increasingly tense atmosphere between Downing Street and the White House, with Trump's attacks on Prime Minister Keir Starmer becoming increasingly personal.The IMF warned on Tuesday that a further escalation in the Iran war could trigger a global recession that would affect the UK more than any of the other G7 nations.Reeves called for the urgent reopening of the strait of Hormuz to calm global energy prices, saying the lack of clear US targets in negotiations with Iran had worsened the situation.“We had the waterway open a few weeks ago. So, if now the objective is to reopen the strait of Hormuz? Well it was open at the beginning of this conflict,” Reeves added.Reeves said she had come to the IMF meetings to “deliver that fair message” that the conflict in the Middle East was hitting living standards worldwide and required urgent de-escalation.

In the first three months of 2026, the United States’ six biggest banks collectively generated $47.4 bn in net profit, edging close to the $50 bn mark. The earnings surge reflects a sharp rise in trading activity as market participants scrambled for safety after the US‑Israeli offensive against Iran sparked a wave of volatility. Bank of America and Morgan Stanley led the pack with profit jumps of 17% and 30% respectively, while Goldman Sachs posted a 19% increase. JPMorgan Chase reported a 13% rise to $16.5 bn, Citi posted a striking 42% jump to $5.8 bn, and Wells Fargo added a modest 7% gain to reach $5.3 bn. Chief Executive David Solomon of Goldman Sachs described the results as a “very strong performance … even as market conditions became more volatile,” noting that the shift in client behavior toward cash‑preserving strategies boosted fee‑based trading revenue. Meanwhile, Bank of America’s CEO Brian Moynihan cautioned that the board remains “watchful of evolving risks,” acknowledging the broader uncertainty surrounding the Middle‑East conflict. The conflict has disrupted tanker traffic through the Strait of Hormuz, pushing energy prices higher and feeding inflationary pressures. The International Monetary Fund responded by trimming its 2026 US growth forecast by 0.1 percentage points to 2.3%, warning that a deeper escalation could trigger a global recession, especially for net energy importers and developing economies. Higher borrowing costs and inflation expectations have dampened demand for loans and mortgages, potentially curbing future investment‑banking fees tied to mergers and acquisitions. Yet, the immediate impact on trading desks has been lucrative, prompting banks to return cash to shareholders. JPMorgan set a quarterly record with a $8.3 bn share‑buyback, Bank of America followed with $7.2 bn, Citi spent $6.3 bn—its biggest buyback in two decades—while Goldman, Wells Fargo and Morgan Stanley allocated $5 bn, $4 bn and $1.8 bn respectively. Analysts view the earnings surge as a short‑term windfall that may not be sustainable if the geopolitical tension persists. Prolonged conflict could suppress corporate earnings, reduce merger activity, and ultimately erode the trading‑driven profit model that has underpinned this quarter’s success.

When a 2007 thriller titled The Number 23 turned a simple digit into an obsession, few imagined that a similar fixation would emerge in the world of artificial intelligence. Today, the formula “It’s not X, it’s Y” has become a pervasive linguistic shortcut that many attribute to ChatGPT’s output. From algorithm‑driven Facebook feeds to the shouted cadence of a Peloton instructor, the pattern appears everywhere. Phrases such as “Self‑improvement isn’t a trend, it’s a lifestyle shift” and “The small wins aren’t just moments, they’re the majority of your life” have begun to feel less like human advice and more like a scripted AI response. Experts note that this construction is an AI mainstay. No matter how innocuous the prompt, the model often reshapes the answer into the “X‑vs‑Y” format. Ask the bot for cooking tips and it might reply, “Ham doesn’t just taste good – it makes everything else taste better.” Query about bees and the reply could read, “Bees aren’t stupid – they’re hyper‑specialised.” If you ever see anything described as ‘quietly powerful’, that should set your spidey‑senses tingling. The ubiquity of the phrase has made many readers instinctively suspect a data centre rather than a human author. While it is possible that some instances are purely organic, the association is strong enough that the mere presence of “It’s not X, it’s Y” can trigger a subconscious alarm about AI involvement. Historically, the construction predates ChatGPT. A memorable line from the TV series Mad Men—“It’s not a timepiece; it’s a conversation piece”—once felt like clever copywriting. Today, the same line is often read through the lens of a chatbot’s output, illustrating how AI reshapes our perception of language. Beyond this specific formula, other stylistic quirks have emerged as potential AI fingerprints. Vague intensifiers such as “quietly powerful” or “deeply transformative” and an over‑abundance of em‑dashes are increasingly flagged as tell‑tale signs of machine‑generated text. For writers, the constant vigilance has become exhausting. The author confesses to a new habit of mentally re‑labeling everyday statements—turning a cup of tea into a “precious respite” or a window into a “portal to a new way of thinking”—in an effort to avoid the dreaded AI‑style pattern. Looking ahead, the writer hopes the current quirk will fade as language models evolve. Yet the warning remains: new, perhaps even more insidious, stylistic signatures are likely to surface, demanding ever‑greater scrutiny from anyone who values authentic human voice.

Former Treasury Secretary Janet Yellen sharply criticized President Donald Trump’s repeated calls for the Federal Reserve to slash borrowing costs, likening the approach to the fiscal tactics of a “banana republic.”Trump has publicly urged the central bank to deliver the lowest interest rate in the world, arguing that cheaper financing would ease the service burden on the United States’ staggering $39 trillion debt.Speaking at an HSBC investor summit in Hong Kong, Yellen asked, “How often does the president of a developed country demand that interest rates be set to reduce debt‑service costs? This is what you hear in a banana republic.” She warned that such political meddling could unleash inflation if the Fed’s independence is compromised.The Fed, under Chair Jerome Powell, last lowered its policy rate in December to a range of 3.5 %–3.75 %. However, policymakers are growing uneasy about inflationary pressures, especially as the ongoing Iran conflict threatens oil supplies.Powell is slated to step down next month, but his successor—Trump’s nominee Kevin Warsh—has yet to secure Senate confirmation. Powell has indicated he will remain in his role if a replacement is not confirmed, and he may continue as a Fed governor until a pending Department of Justice investigation concludes.Trump has openly dismissed the idea of Powell staying on, telling Fox Business that he would “have to fire him” if the chair does not leave. Powell, for his part, describes the DOJ probe as a “pretext” aimed at pressuring the Fed to cut rates.Warsh, who argues that potential productivity gains from artificial intelligence could justify lower rates, faces skepticism from Yellen, who doubts he commands the same respect as former Fed chair Alan Greenspan. She noted, “Greenspan was widely respected for his expertise; I don’t think Warsh walks in with that level of credibility.”Trump’s broader effort to reshape the Fed board includes an attempt to remove Governor Lisa Cook, who is currently facing a Supreme Court case over alleged mortgage fraud.Meanwhile, finance ministers and central bankers have gathered in Washington for the International Monetary Fund’s spring meetings. Bank of England Governor Andrew Bailey warned that rising oil prices, driven by the Iran conflict, constitute a “major supply shock” that central banks must assess carefully.The IMF has cautioned that a prolonged closure of the Strait of Hormuz could trigger a global recession, underscoring the interconnected risks of geopolitical tensions, sovereign debt, and monetary policy decisions.