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Tech May 28, 2026

RSI is the new AGI — and it's just as hard to pin down

Recursive self-improvement (RSI) has become the latest buzzword in AI, with researchers and startup…
The Rise of Recursive Self-Improvement in AIThe word "recursion" is the latest buzzword in AI circles. Two separate startups have taken on the name, and many more have started referencing recursive self-improvement (RSI) in their roadmaps. Like AGI before it, RSI has become a three-letter byword for a cataclysmic AI takeoff – even if there's still a little disagreement about what it exactly means.In basic terms, RSI refers to an AI system that can continuously upgrade itself. Once AI systems can manage the upgrade cycle better than humans, the process can become a closed loop, limited only by the compute power they can access, and humans are no longer necessary or even helpful.Scary or not, that's a vision that a lot of AI labs are eager to chase.Key Players Pursuing Recursive SystemsEarlier this month, well-known AI researcher Richard Socher launched the aptly named Recursive Superintelligence with RSI as an explicit goal. "Our main focus is to build truly recursive, self-improving superintelligence at scale," Socher told TechCrunch at launch, "which means that the entire process of ideation, implementation, and validation of research ideas would be automatic."A number of other prominent researchers are already chasing that same goal, hoping for a breakthrough that will make recursive self-improvement possible.One of the most prominent is Andrej Karpathy, a legendary figure from Tesla and OpenAI, who is using agent swarms to train LLMs on simple tasks for a project he calls Auto-Research. Karpathy has been unusually open about the project, tweeting about milestones regularly and making the building blocks available through a public GitHub repo. So far, the work has mostly been confined to making minor improvements on a GPT-2 scale model — as Karpathy noted in March, "It's not novel, ground-breaking 'research' (yet)" — but it's been enough to convince lots of other researchers to follow the RSI dream. And with Karpathy now working on pre-training at Anthropic, he will have plenty of opportunity to apply the idea at a larger scale.Adaption — founded by Cohere and Google alum Sara Hooker — recently launched a similar tool called AutoScientist in an effort to automate frontier training. Like Karpathy's auto-researchers, the system trains agents to make incremental improvements — but for Adaption, the goal is to make it easier to train a full-scale frontier model. If those same researchers start to push the frontier forward, the system could quickly spiral into something very much like RSI.Disarray founder Doris Xin drew more specific RSI interest when her self-trained machine learning agent took home 28 medals in a recent Kaggle competition, beating out many human-trained agents. As she sees it, the major challenge is reliability."I would argue, given infinite compute and infinite time horizon, we are already there," Xin told me. "I want to make an argument that this is not a creative endeavor, really. It's just a lot of meat-and-potatoes engineering."The Current State of Self-Improving AIThere's also plenty of evidence that the AI industry isn't very close to recursive systems in any meaningful way — and is still grappling with talking to a wary public about its progress. So Google CEO Sundar Pichai basically admitted in a recent podcast interview."It's a continuum, and we are all definitely making progress," Pichai said. "But in the way people describe RSI, that would represent a next level of acceleration and would have a lot of implications, but we aren't quite there yet."But the continuum includes an awful lot of self-improving AI systems.In January, one of Anthropic's lead programmers for Claude Code estimated that "close to 100%" of his team's code was written by the tool — a frank admission that Claude Code was literally writing itself.Just because engineers are using an AI tool doesn't mean the tool can replace them — but Anthropic seems to be getting close to replacing engineers too. In a recent survey tied to the Mythos preview, five out of 18 Anthropic engineers believed that, with harness improvements, this version of Mythos could soon substitute for an L4 engineer — a midlevel programmer who can take on involved projects without supervision.Still, there were some of the same weaknesses you might expect."Some of Claude's major reported weaknesses compared to an L4 include: self-managing week-long ambiguous tasks, understanding org priorities, taste, verification, instruction-following, and epistemics," the report reads.In other words, its weaknesses are everything involved with self-direction, which is the cornerstone for RSI. But sure, for everything else, Claude is ready to step right in.Expert Perspectives on RSI TimelinesJust like the AGI term before it, the AI industry also can't tell us how far away it is from showcasing a meaningful recursive system. When Georgetown's Center for Security and Emerging Technology assembled a group of experts to study RSI last year, the group found a major split in assessments — some expecting an imminent "superintelligence" style explosion while others expected slower progress and an eventual plateau. But all agreed that recursion made the future especially difficult to predict.Helen Toner, director of CSET and a former board member at OpenAI, told TechCrunch that simply using AI tools to do AI research isn't enough to qualify as RSI. "They're just using AI for as much as they can," Toner told TechCrunch. "And I think that is different from the classic definition of RSI, which is really that there are no humans needed."Toner pointed to a recent post by METR's Ajeya Cotra, which distinguishes different milestones on the path to the AI research takeover. One step, which Cotra calls "adequacy," would come when the system can still perform research after all humans are removed — even if the resulting research isn't as valuable or efficient. "Parity" comes when an AI-only system is as good at research as a human-only system. "Supremacy," the final stage, comes when an AI-only system outperforms a collaborative system between humans and AI.Ultimately, Cotra concludes that AI is very close to the adequacy threshold of being able to produce some work on its own — similar to the incremental changes made by Karpathy's Auto-Research system. "I wouldn't be totally shocked if you told me this milestone had already passed, and I expect it to happen in the next couple years," Cotra wrote.She was less clear on when parity will come, but once it does, she thinks it would "massively accelerate the pace of AI progress, leading to AI research supremacy within another year."The Challenges Ahead for Recursive AIWith so much of AI built on scaling laws, there's a strong tendency to think RSI will follow the same curve. Toner thinks that many of those pursuing AI research and development via RSI "think of it as a pretty smooth ladder, where you can just keep scaling up."But even if AI researchers are able to make incremental improvements like Karpathy's auto-researchers, there will be larger challenges in handing off the whole process of research. Toner put it in terms of the history of computing, which has seen human beings handing off more and more of the process while still directing things from the top."We went from machine languages to assembly language and compiled languages; you're getting further and further from the guts of the computer," Toner said. "But the human is still, in some intuitive sense, running the show."Moving beyond that paradigm will take significant challenges, both in engineering and alignment. But even with the massive investments happening, there's no infinite compute available — and the basic trade-off between human labor and machine intelligence will be hard to overcome.The Future of Recursive Self-ImprovementAs for a total recursive AI system of apocalyptic visions? The only thing researchers essentially agree on is that, like AGI, it's not here yet.
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Tech May 28, 2026

The Shift in Enterprise AI: Why Operational Stability Matters

Enterprise organizations are not rejecting AI, but rather operational instability. Databricks' co-f…
The Lead Enterprise organizations are not rejecting AI. They are rejecting operational instability. This is the shift many founders still misunderstand — and it is becoming one of the defining realities separating enterprise AI companies that scale from the ones that stall after early momentum. The Event Details At TechCrunch Disrupt 2026, taking place October 13–15 at Moscone West in San Francisco, Arsalan Tavakoli-Shiraji, co-founder and SVP of field engineering at Databricks, will unpack that shift during his AI Stage session, “The Enterprise Isn’t Broken. Your Assumptions About It Are.” The Data Analysis The enterprise AI market is full of successful pilots that never became real deployments. Not because the technology failed. But because the organization could not absorb the operational consequences of adopting it. The Impact Analysis Now the reality founders need to face is that startup AI deals rarely die because the model underperformed. They die because the enterprise lost confidence in what the deployment would require. The AI startups gaining traction inside large organizations increasingly share one thing in common: They reduce uncertainty. The Prediction The startups that succeed in enterprise AI over the next several years may not necessarily be the ones with the most advanced models. They may be the ones that best understand how enterprises actually absorb change. That is the kind of operational pressure that Tavakoli-Shiraji and other speakers on the AI Stage at Disrupt will explore.
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Sports May 28, 2026

Sinner's Grand Slam Bid Derailed by Scorching Conditions at French Open

Jannik Sinner's 30-match winning streak was halted as extreme heat forced him to retire during his …
The Collapse of a 30-Match StreakJannik Sinner’s bid for a maiden French Open title and a career grand slam was abruptly halted on Thursday. The world No. 1 was forced to retire from his second-round match against Argentina's Juan Manuel Cerúndolo, succumbing to the extreme playing conditions rather than a lack of skill. The match ended in a 3-6, 2-6, 7-5, 6-1, 6-1 defeat, marking a significant psychological and statistical setback for the Italian star.Heatwave Takes Center StageThe defining narrative of this match was not the tactical battle between the top seed and the 56th-ranked opponent, but the relentless 33°C (91°F) temperature. Sinner dominated the opening two sets, winning them 6-3 and 6-2 with ease. However, the physical toll became evident in the third set when he was serving for the match at 5-4. After bending over in distress and leaving the court for medical attention, he returned but lost the set 7-5, eventually conceding the match in the fifth set.The Numbers Behind the DefeatStreak Broken: Sinner's 30-match winning streak, which dated back to February, came to an end.Ranking Gap: The match pitted the world No. 1 against the 56th-ranked Cerúndolo, a significant gap in form and ranking.Temperature: The match began at 29°C (84°F) and was forecasted to rise to 33°C (91°F), creating a grueling environment for endurance.The Physical Toll of Extreme ConditionsSinner's struggle highlights a recurring vulnerability for top players: adapting to extreme heat. This is not the first time the Italian has faced such challenges; he previously struggled against Eliot Spizzirri at the Australian Open in January, where the roof was closed to mitigate the heat. The sight of his light blue outfit soaked through with sweat and his visible distress off-court underscores the severe physiological stress players face in these conditions.Navigating the Elements in Grand Slam TennisAs the climate continues to impact major sporting events, the mental and physical resilience required to play in high temperatures is becoming a critical factor in tournament outcomes. Sinner's exit serves as a stark reminder that even the best players in the world are not immune to the elements. Future matches will likely see players needing to manage their energy levels more aggressively to survive the deciders.
#Jannik Sinner #Juan Manuel Cerúndolo #French Open
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Tech May 28, 2026

Visa Invests in Replit to Power Agentic Payments for Developers

Visa has made an undisclosed investment in AI coding platform Replit and is exploring how to embed …
Visa has disclosed an undisclosed investment in AI coding platform Replit, aiming to embed its payment suite directly into the developer environment so that both developers and AI agents can accept payments without leaving the platform. Strategic Investment and Joint Exploration of AI‑Powered Payments The two companies are testing how Visa Intelligent Commerce and the Trusted Agent Protocol can be woven into Replit’s workflow. More than 1,000 Visa employees already use Replit for prototyping, and the collaboration remains in an exploratory stage with no formal product announcements. Valuation Surge and Funding Milestones Highlight Replit’s Growth September 2025: Replit reached a $3 billion valuation. March 2026: Raised $400 million in a Series D led by Georgian Partners, pushing valuation to $9 billion. Enterprise self‑serve contracts now allow deals up to $200,000 without sales interaction. Customer churn is described as "very, very low" with net retention hitting 300 % in some cases. Implications for the Emerging Agentic Payments Ecosystem The move underscores a broader race to build infrastructure for "agentic payments," where AI agents transact on behalf of users. Competitors such as Robinhood (agent‑driven trading) and Google (shopping agents) are pursuing similar capabilities, suggesting the market will soon demand secure, verifiable AI‑mediated transactions. Future Trajectory: From Prototype to Mainstream Agentic Commerce If the exploratory projects mature, Replit could become a one‑stop shop for developers to build, host, and monetize AI agents, accelerating adoption of Visa’s Trusted Agent Protocol. Analysts anticipate that as enterprise adoption grows and churn remains low, the partnership may evolve into a commercial product suite within the next 12‑18 months, positioning Visa and Replit at the forefront of the next wave of AI‑driven commerce.
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Sports May 28, 2026

Tactical Battle: Arsenal's Full-Back and Midfield Strategy Against PSG's Wings

The Champions League final between PSG and Arsenal hinges on tactical matchups, particularly Arsena…
The Tactical Chess Match of Champions League FinalIt would be easy to look at Saturday's Champions League final between Paris Saint-Germain and Arsenal and see it as a battle of attack versus defence, of beauty against pragmatism, of French elan against English doughtiness, as some sort of tussle for the soul of football. But it would not entirely be true. And where, after all, was the honour at Agincourt? In the vainglorious charges of the dashing French cavalry or the stoic defiance of the British archers arrayed, naked from the waist down, behind their defensive stakes?The final promises to be a fascinating tactical contest between two teams with contrasting approaches but complementary strengths. PSG's devastating wings, featuring players like Desiré Doué and Khvicha Kvaratskhelia, will test Arsenal's defensive resolve, while Arsenal's set-piece prowess could provide their route to goal.PSG's Dominant Possession vs Arsenal's Defensive ResilienceThe statistical comparison between the two teams reveals contrasting strengths. In the Champions League this season, Paris Saint-Germain have averaged 63.4% possession, higher than anybody apart from Barcelona; Arsenal's figure is 52.6%, the 11th-highest of the 36 sides who made the league stage. PSG's pass completion has been 89.3% to Arsenal's 85.7% (third-highest to 14th-highest). PSG have scored 44 goals to Arsenal's 29. But on the flip side, Arsenal have conceded six goals to PSG's 22 and won 13.4 aerial duels per game to PSG's 9.4 (sixth-highest to 29th-highest).These figures suggest that PSG will dominate possession, while Arsenal will likely sit deep and look to counter-attack. However, that was not how either leg of the semi-final between the teams last season played out: PSG shaded possession at the Emirates and Arsenal at the Parc des Princes as they chased the game.The Full-Back Dilemma for ArsenalThe biggest danger to Arsenal is probably a counterattack. Most opponents sit deep against PSG, especially in Ligue 1, but the evidence of PSG's wins over Chelsea, Liverpool and Bayern Munich is that they are lethal in transition. Arsenal cannot let Desiré Doué or Khvicha Kvaratskhelia get a run on whoever they have at full-back. Both are rapid, supreme dribblers and terrifyingly direct.Full-back is an issue for Arsenal, especially on the right. Ben White is out with a knee injury and Jurriën Timber is doubtful with a groin problem sustained against Everton in mid-March. Martín Zubimendi started at right-back against Crystal Palace but it would seem more likely that Cristhian Mosquera operates there if Timber has not recovered, if only because he is a more natural defender.Riccardo Calafiori has seemed Mikel Arteta's preferred option on the left. His role will be twofold: to stop Doué and to invert into midfield, particularly out of possession, to try to prevent the counter. It may be that Myles Lewis-Skelly is used ahead of Zubimendi alongside Rice, in part because he is familiar with playing at left-back and so could help double up on Doué, or would be comfortable covering for Calafiori were he caught upfield.Midfield Strategies to Counter PSG's WingsAlthough PSG have scored more goals from non-penalty set plays than Arsenal in the Champions League this season (eight to five), it probably is reasonable to assume that corners and free-kicks offer Arsenal's best chance of a goal. But to counter PSG's midfield dominance, Arsenal may need to embrace a more aggressive approach.The first leg of PSG's semi-final against Bayern was remarkably open, almost basketball-like in its end-to-end attacking. But that should not necessarily be regarded as characteristic. PSG can at times seem a little sloppy, too reliant on their attacking prowess, but their performance away to Bayern, when Fabián Ruiz returned, showed how effective PSG's midfield can be. And that means either that Arsenal have to sit deep and accept PSG will dominate the ball or that they need to ensure their midfield has a destructive edge.Lessons from Previous EncountersChelsea's success against PSG in the Club World Cup final perhaps offers, if not a template, then at least inspiration for how Arsenal can hurt the defending European Champions. Enzo Maresca's approach was asymmetric, using Cole Palmer almost as an inside-right, haunting the channel between Nuno Mendes and the left-sided centre-back while getting in behind the left-back wherever possible.On the left, Marc Cucurella regularly tucked into midfield, just as Calafiori surely will, with Pedro Neto tracking back almost as a wing-back to check Achraf Hakimi's thrusts in support of Doué. If Arteta sees things similarly, that is probably more of a job for Leandro Trossard than Eberechi Eze, who may end up on the bench if Arteta, as he surely must, prefers 4-3-3 to 4-2-3-1.Keys to Victory in Saturday's FinalThere is an irony in this. The stereotype of Arsenal this season has been of a defensive side reliant on set plays, but that is not entirely accurate; rather they are a side whose defensive qualities have been highlighted because of deficiencies of creativity and attacking quality. But to beat PSG, it may be that they have to embrace the narrative and be the side critics say they are.Arsenal's right-back situation remains critical. White links better with Bukayo Saka than any of Arsenal's other full-backs, and Timber is as tactically astute as any player in the squad. Unless Timber is fit, the right-back issue is likely to diminish them from a defensive and an attacking point of view.The final will come down to which team can impose their tactical approach most effectively. Can Arsenal's defense contain PSG's devastating wings, or will PSG's midfield dominance prove too much for Arsenal to handle? The answer will determine who lifts the Champions League trophy on Saturday.
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Sports May 28, 2026

Iran Demands Multiple-Entry US Visas for World Cup Squad Amid Geopolitical Tensions

Iran's football federation has demanded multiple-entry US visas for its World Cup squad, which will…
The Lead: Iran's World Cup Visa DilemmaIran's football federation has demanded multiple-entry US visas for its World Cup squad, which will play matches across the United States. The team has relocated its base camp from the US to Mexico due to ongoing visa complications and heightened geopolitical tensions between the two nations.The Event Details: Visa Requirements and Base Camp RelocationFFIRI president Mehdi Taj stated that the US should issue multiple-entry visas for all players and support staff, as they would need to leave and re-enter the US multiple times during the tournament. The Iranian squad has not yet been issued US visas, with several members attending visa appointments in Turkiye where they have been training.The team has also applied for Canadian visas as a contingency plan in case they proceed to the knockout stages, which are allocated to venues in Canada. This preparation comes amid the ongoing regional conflict between the US and Iran that began in February.FIFA confirmed on Monday that Iran's World Cup training base camp had been relocated from the US to Mexico upon the team's request. Iran had originally selected a sports complex in Tucson, Arizona, but later sought a change. The team is now allocated Centro Xoloitzcuintle in Tijuana, Mexico, which is directly across the US-Mexico border from San Diego.The Impact Analysis: Geopolitics Meets International SportsThe visa complications highlight the intersection of sports and international relations. The US and Iran have been engaged in a regional conflict since February, with recent attacks occurring just days before the World Cup is set to begin. Despite a ceasefire being in place, the US carried out strikes on Iranian military sites, prompting the Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps to launch an attack on what they described as an "American airbase" in the region.The relocation of Iran's base camp to Mexico demonstrates how geopolitical tensions can impact international sporting events. The proximity of Tijuana to the US border is expected to help with visa issues when the team needs to enter the country for their matches.The Prediction: Navigating World Cup Amid Regional TensionsAs the World Cup approaches, Iran's ability to participate fully will depend on the resolution of these visa issues. The team's preparation has been complicated by the need to apply for multiple visas and relocate their base camp at short notice. The situation underscores the challenges of hosting international sporting events in regions with geopolitical tensions.The World Cup, co-hosted by the US, Canada, and Mexico, runs from June 11 through July 19. Iran will open their campaign on June 15 against New Zealand in Los Angeles, face Belgium six days later, and conclude their Group G games against Egypt in Seattle on June 21.
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Sports May 28, 2026

Luis Enrique's Controlled Chaos: PSG's Strategy for Champions League Glory After Ligue 1 Dominance

PSG manager Luis Enrique admits to embracing less control as his team prepares for the Champions Le…
The Lead: Embracing Chaos for European Glory "Every year I have less and less control," Luis Enrique admitted last week. It may be a surprising remark from a manager whose success with Paris Saint-Germain has earned him unprecedented sway, but it is a good description of his team's uninhibited performances on the European stage. "We need to be constantly changing," he went on. "In modern football you need to have a bit less control in order to surprise your opponents." The Tactical Approach: PSG's Unique Preparation Strategy Off the pitch, though, PSG run a tight operation. Last Wednesday's Uefa-mandated media day offered a glimpse at the club's preparations before the Champions League final, including a rare chance to witness a full training session. Such was the domestic and international interest that dozens of journalists were left watching a stream of Luis Enrique's press conference from a room upstairs. PSG will have gone two weeks without a game before facing Arsenal in Budapest. A schedule of intrasquad friendlies and tactical breakdowns was put in place, rather than an intensive boot camp. "I think we do things a bit differently to the majority of teams," Luis Enrique said. "Rest is very important to me, to have those moments where you can decide where you want to be. I want the players to be happy to come to training." The Squad Management: Balancing Domestic and European Priorities One of the areas in which Luis Enrique does exert control is in his meticulous squad management. Given the team's lack of time off last summer owing to the Club World Cup and a spate of injuries this season, this aspect of the Spaniard's management has been increasingly important. Ousmane Dembélé is one of several senior players to have missed a large part of PSG's 14th Ligue 1 title campaign in 2025-26. A couple of weeks ago, the France international was voted by his peers as Ligue 1's player of the season despite starting only nine games until then (11, by the end of the season). His scarce playing time was not entirely down to rotation, however, given that he struggled with hamstring and calf injuries at separate stages. Marquinhos, meanwhile, was mostly spared from Ligue 1 duties from mid-February. Conveniently, the captain's absence from domestic matches coincided with Illia Zabarnyi finding form after a shaky start to his first season in Paris. None of the Champions League starters played more than 2,000 minutes in the league apart from Warren Zaïre-Emery and Vitinha (for context, Declan Rice played 3,099 league minutes for Arsenal and is one of six starters against Burnley this month north of the 2,000 mark). Only Zaïre-Emery, by virtue of his tireless versatility, made more than 30 league appearances. The 20-year-old, in his fourth season in the first team, filled in impressively at right-back at the start before reverting to a more familiar midfield role while Fabián Ruiz was injured. The Controversy: Schedule Adjustments and Fan Backlash Opposition fans have lamented what they regard as preferential treatment for PSG, the team having benefited from schedule readjustments on their way to a fifth consecutive title. In order to accommodate their European title defence, the Ligue de Football Professionnel (LFP) agreed to push back two matches, against Nantes and Lens, which would have been sandwiched between knockout European ties. Whereas Nantes agreed to postpone their match, Lens made a public show of going against their title rivals' request. The eventual runners-up argued that postponing the match meant "adapting to the demands of the most powerful, in the name of interests which seemingly go beyond the domestic scope". PSG pointed to an imperative of helping Ligue 1's Uefa coefficient and the precedent set in previous seasons when other clubs' continental campaigns were accommodated. When both matches were eventually played in midweek slots, opposition fans were loud and clear in expressing their discontent. "Qatar is killing French football" read one banner in Lens, where fans also criticised the LFP. A similar message unfurled by Nantes fans at the Parc des Princes a few weeks back led to clashes with stewards. The League Dominance: PSG's Path to Another Title By the time the top-of-the-table clash was played, PSG had a six-point lead with two games remaining. Luis Enrique's second XI, featuring academy graduates and bench players, had managed more often than not to grind out wins against defensive opponents, with the help of late cameos from the usual starters. It left the leading lights in Khvicha Kvaratskhelia, Désiré Doué, and Dembélé to focus on shining in Europe. PSG were troubled in individual matches, with Monaco achieving the league double over them, but no challengers other than Lens managed to offer any resistance in the second half of the season. This is in part down to the poor state of French teams' finances, a situation exacerbated by successive broadcast deals collapsing and a lack of long-term planning by the league authorities. The Final Showdown: Preparing for Arsenal in Budapest As PSG prepares to face Arsenal in the Champions League final, Luis Enrique's philosophy of controlled chaos will be put to the ultimate test. Having secured another domestic title with relative ease, the focus now shifts to European glory. The Spaniard's approach of prioritizing rest and managing his squad meticulously has positioned PSG as favorites, but Arsenal's own domestic success presents a formidable challenge. The final will be a clash of contrasting styles and philosophies, with Luis Enrique's unpredictable approach facing off against Mikel Arteta's structured system. For PSG, it represents the opportunity to complete a remarkable season by adding European success to their domestic dominance.
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Sports May 28, 2026

Bielsa’s Uruguay Faces Mutiny Ahead of World Cup 2026

Marcelo Bielsa’s demanding style has sparked unrest in Uruguay’s dressing room as the nation prepar…
The Looming Crisis in Uruguay’s World Cup CampMarcelo Bielsa, the 70‑year‑old Argentine dubbed “El Loco”, sees his tenure with Uruguay under fire just weeks before the 2026 World Cup. Rumours of a dressing‑room mutiny and a string of disappointing results have put the nation’s chances in jeopardy.Unrest Over Bielsa’s High‑Intensity PhilosophyBielsa’s reputation as a tactical pioneer is unquestioned, yet his relentless, attacking approach has alienated key players. Luis Suárez publicly criticised Bielsa after a halftime incident that left striker Darwin Núñez in tears, and the coach admitted his “authority was affected”.Initial excitement after landmark qualifying wins over Brazil and Argentina.Only three victories in the final twelve qualifiers.Third‑place finish at Copa America 2024, but with growing player fatigue.Performance Numbers Highlight DeclineRecent results underscore the on‑field impact of the unrest:5‑1 friendly loss to the USA in November – Bielsa called it “ashamed”.Three wins out of twelve qualifying matches.Third place at Copa America 2024, eliminating Brazil but failing to win the tournament.Potential Fallout for Uruguay’s 2026 CampaignThe combination of tactical rigidity and squad dissent could affect Uruguay’s group‑stage fixtures against Saudi Arabia, Cape Verde and Spain in Group F. If morale does not improve, the team risks an early exit, undermining a nation accustomed to punching above its weight.What Lies Ahead After the Tournament?Bielsa has hinted his contract ends with the World Cup, stating “Our job ends with the World Cup.” While he may depart in July, the longer‑term implications for Uruguay’s coaching philosophy remain uncertain, with the federation likely to reassess the balance between innovative tactics and player management for future cycles.
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Entertainment May 28, 2026

'Sexy as Hell': Filthy and Hilarious Heated Rivalry Parody Musical Arrives in New York

The unauthorized musical parody of the popular Canadian TV series 'Heated Rivalry' has opened in Ne…
The Rise of Heated Rivalry: From Canadian TV to NYC StageWalking into the Culture Club in West Chelsea, New York, for a performance of Heated Rivalry: The Unauthorized Musical Parody last week, I was met by three ghosts left over from when the space was called the McKittrick hotel and it hosted the immersive spookfest, Sleep No More. The first was the phantom of clever detail: cans of Athletic IPAs for sale, a cute, non-alcoholic nod to the mega-popular series' hockey setting. The second was of unnerving fright, as I realized there would be no booze at this singing satire. Would I be able to make it through 90 minutes of jokes about an overexposed Canadian gay sports romance, with zero quality guarantee and an even lower blood alcohol concentration? At least at the downtown premiere of the popular parody Titanique, long before it proved itself worthy of a handful of Tony nominations, you could stand up and order a bucket of White Claws.But then the third specter materialized, the ghost of immersion and surrender, as this very funny production completely won me over. (I've since learned that a liquor license is forthcoming.) Heated Rivalry, for the uninitiated, is a television show adapted from a series of gay romance novels by Rachel Reid, a straight woman who unwittingly launched a thousand discussions about who gets to be horny over whom, how and when. Fans of the books petitioned for a wider release of the show produced for the Canadian streamer Crave, last November and, some six months later, its formerly unknown stars Connor Storrie and Hudson Williams are in easy contention for the most photographed people alive. Heated Rivalry: The Unauthorized Musical Parody is the latest addition to New York City's musical parody cottage industry, which has led me to a theater lobby where a woman in a branded hockey jersey is telling the stranger next to her that she's seen the series "probably not as many times as you think, but still a lot".The Unauthorized Musical: A Masterclass in ParodyThere was a communal giddiness as everyone filed into the unassuming performance space, where less than 200 folding chairs were arranged around a small stage. Super-fans were giddy that their dreams were coming true, and the more reserved types, perhaps blushing at what they deemed beneath them, were still clearly enjoying themselves. I liked the TV show just fine, a bit underwhelmed at what was broadly discussed as "softcore smut" but felt more in line with the twee "naughtiness" of the romance world. I had worried a musical parody put together in a few months would be a cash-grab; plain fan service for those who can't get enough of those six novels or episodes, not jabbing at the culture so much as stroking its ego. Impressively, as written by Dylan MarcAurele and directed by Alan Kliffer, it satisfies all three camps.Framing is everything, and this romp begins with a faux earnest number, à la Waitress, where three suburban Susans detail their newfound pastime: putting their husbands to bed with some iPad time, knocking back an "Ambien margarita" and reveling in their favorite televised "boy aquarium". From there, "Main Susan" (Ryann Redmond, glorious) recaps the years-long flirtation between the feuding players, innocent Japanese-Canadian "Shane Hollander" (Jimin Moon) and brusque Russian "Ilya Rozanov" (Jay Armstrong Johnson).The obligatory double entendres (a song titled Shane Hollander, Slap that Stick! or a line, by Shane's mom, about the "heavy load" her obviously gay son carries) are expertly delivered right between earnestness and tongue-in-cheek, but it's MarcAurele's ability to mock the story's sillier elements that clinched it for me. Shane, whose thumb-twiddling submissiveness often grated me in the TV show, is played by Moon as a dopey bottom with a hopeless romantic complex. What the series plays out as a forbidden romance writ epic across timelines and borders, MarcAurele presents as Shane's borderline delusion in dealing with an uncaring dom for years on end. "I keep replaying things he said," Shane beams after a hookup, "like, 'Ass up, little whore.'" The score's best number, certainly the one best primed for cabaret nights anywhere, is Liza Minnelli's Maybe This Time send-up where Shane croons, "This fuck felt different from the last fuck. This fuck, he asked if I would stay."If reading that inspires eyerolls – totally – Moon (and the rest of the cast, which includes Cherry Torres and Ryan Duncan) are so winning in their deliveries, so in on the joke without reducing their project into one, that it's impossible to resist. As the icy-hot Ilya, Johnson has the less showy role and plays it mostly straight, which makes his song about an outcast childhood made tragic by his impossibly "big ass, cold heart" that much funnier. And, well, let's face it: Johnson and Moon are sexy as hell, and charming to boot. Kliffer's inventive staging, with choreography by Brooke and Tiffany Engen on a resourceful set by Sully Ross, goes long on bunny-hopping glee.The Off-Broadway Parody Boom: A New RenaissanceThe Canadian Kliffer, previously artistic director of famed improv spots like Second City and Asylum NYC, where he helped launch Titanique's improbable boom, later told me that these parodies rarely come together with such speed, let alone quality. He'd loved MarcAurele's Pop Off, Michelangelo! in London and M3gan spoof stateside, and had just bought into Heated Rivalry, courtesy of its amorously optimistic fifth episode, when the writer texted him with the idea. The resulting work fits attractively between the out-and-out bawdiness of the Titanic send-up and the relentless Millennial nostalgia of Ginger Twinsies, which parodied the 90s Parent Trap remake last summer, and Kliffer notes that this very queer, very funny moment downtown – which also includes Cole Escola's Oh, Mary! – points to "a little bit of an Off-Broadway renaissance."This particular renaissance seems to be defined by parodies that are loving but not saccharine, willing to mock their source material while still celebrating what made it appealing in the first place. The success of these shows suggests a hunger for theater that doesn't take itself too seriously but still delivers genuine theatrical craft. In a city where Broadway ticket prices can be prohibitive, these intimate, affordable productions offer a different kind of theatrical experience – one that feels more accessible and immediate.Cultural Impact: Beyond the ParodyHeated Rivalry exists at the intersection of several cultural conversations. The original series, based on novels by Rachel Reid, sparked discussions about who gets to tell LGBTQ+ stories and how those stories should be represented. The parody doesn't shy away from these questions but instead uses humor to explore them. By exaggerating certain elements of the original series, the musical actually highlights what made it compelling in the first place.The show also represents the growing visibility of LGBTQ+ stories in mainstream entertainment. What began as niche content has become a cultural phenomenon, with the original series gaining international attention and its stars becoming unlikely celebrities. The musical parody capitalizes on this popularity while simultaneously commenting on it, creating a meta-narrative that appeals to both fans and newcomers.Moreover, the success of Heated Rivalry reflects a broader trend in entertainment where audiences are increasingly drawn to content that acknowledges and plays with its own artificiality. In an era of heightened awareness about media consumption, audiences seem to appreciate works that don't pretend to be anything other than what they are – crafted, performed, and enjoyed.The Future of Parody Theater: What's Next?As the Off-Broadway scene continues to evolve with these clever parodies, we can expect to see more adaptations of popular TV shows and movies hitting the small stage. The success of Heated Rivalry, following in the footsteps of Titanique and other parody hits, suggests that there's a sustainable market for this type of entertainment.What's particularly interesting is how these parodies are pushing the boundaries of traditional musical theater. They're more immediate, more self-aware, and more willing to break the fourth wall than many conventional productions. This approach seems to resonate with younger audiences who are accustomed to interactive media and meta-commentary.Looking ahead, we might see parodies of other recent cultural phenomena – perhaps streaming hits, viral social media trends, or even political events. The key to success, as demonstrated by Heated Rivalry, will be balancing genuine affection for the source material with sharp, intelligent humor that offers something new to the conversation.
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