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Sports May 24, 2026

Iran Shifts World Cup Training Base to Tijuana After FIFA Approval

Iran’s football federation has received FIFA’s green light to move its World Cup training camp from…
Iran Secures FIFA Approval to Relocate World Cup Camp to TijuanaIran will base its squad in the Mexican border city of Tijuana for the 2026 World Cup after FIFA approved the request to move the training camp from Arizona. The announcement was made by Mehdi Taj, president of the Iran Football Federation, in a video posted on Telegram.Logistics of the New Training Base in TijuanaThe camp is situated near the Pacific Ocean and directly on the Mexico‑United States border, allowing the team to fly directly to Mexico with Iran Air. The move is intended to avoid visa‑related complications stemming from the ongoing US‑Israel conflict.Travel Time and Distance Savings for Group G MatchesIran’s first two Group G games are in Los Angeles (vs New Zealand on June 15 and vs Belgium on June 21). The distance from Tijuana to Los Angeles is roughly a 55‑minute flight, considerably shorter than the route from Arizona. This reduction in travel time is expected to lessen fatigue and logistical costs.June 15 – vs New Zealand in Los AngelesJune 21 – vs Belgium in Los AngelesJune 26 – vs Egypt in SeattleGeopolitical and Visa Implications of the RelocationThe shift addresses the fact that Iranian players and staff had not received US visas less than a month before the tournament. By positioning the camp in Mexico, Iran can bypass US entry requirements while still competing in US venues. FIFA was asked to guarantee visas, security, and fair treatment of the delegation.What the Move Means for Iran’s World Cup ProspectsWith a closer base and fewer travel hurdles, Iran may arrive better prepared for its group matches, potentially improving performance against New Zealand, Belgium, and later Egypt in Seattle on June 26. Analysts suggest the logistical advantage could translate into a more cohesive squad heading into the tournament.
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Politics May 23, 2026

Pakistan Army Chief’s Tehran Visit Aims to Halt US‑Israeli Conflict with Iran

On 23 May 2026, the chief of Pakistan’s army travelled to Tehran to urge Iranian officials to help …
The Lead: Pakistan’s Top General Seeks a Diplomatic Break On 23 May 2026, Pakistan’s army chief arrived in Tehran with a clear mandate: persuade Iran to work toward ending the escalating US‑Israeli war on Iran. The visit marks the most senior Pakistani military outreach to Iran since the conflict intensified earlier this year. The Diplomatic Mission Details: What the Tehran Stop Entailed High‑level meetings with Iran’s Supreme Leader and senior foreign‑policy officials. Discussions focused on confidence‑building measures that could reduce the risk of a broader regional war. The Pakistani delegation emphasized Islamabad’s strategic interest in a stable western border and in preventing spill‑over into Afghanistan and Pakistan’s own security landscape. The Geopolitical Stakes: Why the US‑Israeli Campaign Matters to Pakistan The conflict pits the United States and Israel against Iranian interests across the Gulf and beyond. For Pakistan, a deepening war threatens: Energy security, as Iranian oil routes are vital for South Asian imports. Economic stability, given the potential for sanctions and trade disruptions. Domestic political pressure, with public sentiment in Pakistan historically sympathetic to Iran. The Regional Impact: Ripple Effects Across South Asia and the Middle East Pakistan’s outreach signals a broader South Asian concern about the conflict’s spill‑over. Tehran’s response could shape: Iran‑Pakistan trade corridors, especially the Chabahar‑Gwadar link. Security cooperation against extremist groups that thrive in conflict zones. Diplomatic alignments, as both nations weigh their relationships with the United States, China, and Russia. The Outlook: Scenarios for De‑Escalation and Continued Tension Analysts see three near‑term possibilities: Successful mediation: Iran and Pakistan jointly lobby for a UN‑backed ceasefire, easing US‑Israeli pressure. Stalemate: Diplomatic talks stall, and the conflict remains confined to proxy engagements. Escalation: Failure to secure a diplomatic breakthrough leads to broader regional involvement, potentially drawing Pakistan into security commitments. In the coming weeks, the tone of Tehran’s statements and any concrete confidence‑building steps will indicate whether Pakistan’s high‑level visit can translate into a tangible de‑escalation pathway.
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Sports May 23, 2026

Hull City's Unlikely Premier League Promotion Amid Championship Controversy

Hull City secured an unlikely promotion to the Premier League despite the controversial circumstanc…
The Lead: Hull's Unlikely Triumph Amidst ControversyA freezing night in Berlin. Silence. Mist. Breath steams above a gaggle of grey-faced men, collars upturned. An unbearable tension in the air. Binoculars trained across the River Havel from Wannsee to Potsdam. An officer reaches into the pocket of his greatcoat to take a bite of schnapps. Another smokes nervously. And then, at last, a light on the east side of the Glienicke Bridge. The exchange is on. There is almost a sense of relief as the action begins. This is the moment in the spy film after the espionage is over, the mole exposed, and the agonising denouement can begin.On a roasting May afternoon, Wembley did not, admittedly, look much like Berlin in November, but there was a similar sense of tension, of the working out of murky games, of a victory that could not help but be compromised. The demands of integrity meant that Southampton had to be punished but their espionage has tainted the Championship playoffs as a whole. In the world of shadows there are few moral absolutes – although a consensus seems rapidly to have emerged on Tonda Eckert.The Event Details: Championship Final Amidst Espionage ScandalThe Hull owner, Acun Ilicali, had said before the game that he would take legal action if Middlesbrough were to be victorious – arguing that as Boro had not won their semi-final, but had been awarded Southampton's place after their expulsion, they had no business being in the final. "Our legal team says we have to go for action, that's for sure," he told Radio Humberside. "We have no doubt about it." Perhaps Hull did have a case – certainly they had a point that they had been disadvantaged by having to prepare for two possible opponents, whereas both of those opponents knew who they would be facing if they were in the final – but, equally, it felt slightly unseemly. The Football League must have been relieved they didn't have to find out how strong that case was.At the final whistle Ilicali dissolved into tears. His too is an unlikely, and not uncontroversial, story. He was a sports reporter who became a major television celebrity in Turkey with a travel show he presented. He invested in other shows and became such a major media player that he has been one of Turkey's 100 most taxed people since 2008.The Data Analysis: Tactical Masterclass in AdversityIf the uncertainty did hamper Sergej Jakirovic's preparations, though, there was no sign of it. No side in the Championship has had more possession that Boro this season, and Hull essentially let them have the ball, denying them passing options in the final third. Although Boro had 13 shots in the game, none of them were on target. Given Hull conceded 66 goals this season, more than relegated Oxford, that was a striking statistic. Jakirovic cites Jürgen Klopp and his dynamic hard-pressing football as his model; it's fair to say he played against type here.It was an oppressive afternoon, so hot that long passages of play went by in a soporific daze and every slight knock was taken as an opportunity to take on fluids. Nobody could run, nobody could think. As a football match it was drab, featuring only one shot on target – a gentle floater from Mohamed Belloumi – before Oli McBurnie's winner, but as an occasion the stakes maintained a dreadful tension until the fateful error.The Impact Analysis: Manager's Journey to Premier League HistoryJakirovic is the definition of a journeyman: as a centre-back he played for 19 different clubs, three of them twice. As a manager, he is already on his eighth position and he doesn't turn 50 till December. He will now become the first Bosnian manager in Premier League history. The job he has done is remarkable. Last season Hull avoided relegation to the third tier only on goal difference after burning through Tim Walter, Rúben Selles and Liam Rosenior in a year. They've been operating under a transfer embargo imposed for late payments on a loan fee to Aston Villa for Louie Barry and yet somehow they've dragged their way into the Premier League.The Prediction: Hull's Uphill Battle in the Premier LeagueThere will have to be major investment if this squad is to have a chance of matching the achievements of Sunderland and Leeds in staying up, but that is a consideration for another day. This was a joyful afternoon that, after all the intrigue and debate, will live in Hull memories for ever. If Eckert, even in his absence, was the main character, the second-biggest was the temperature. It was an oppressive afternoon, so hot that long passages of play went by in a soporific daze and every slight knock was taken as an opportunity to take on fluids. Nobody could run, nobody could think. As a football match it was drab, featuring only one shot on target – a gentle floater from Mohamed Belloumi – before Oli McBurnie's winner, but as an occasion the stakes maintained a dreadful tension until the fateful error.It was that sort of film. There were few moments of high drama, more an incessant intensity, a constant anxiety building to the dramatic finale. McBurnie was released by Sheffield United when they were relegated from the Premier League in 2023-24, and picked up on a free by Hull from Las Palmas. But he's back from the wilderness, he's crossed the bridge as an improbable hero and, for now, everybody can relax. For Hull, peering through the fraught night, this was mission accomplished.
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Sports May 23, 2026

Hull City Secures Premier League Promotion in World's Most Lucrative Football Match

Hull City secured promotion to the English Premier League with a dramatic 1-0 victory over Middlesb…
Dramatic Stoppage-Time Goal Seals Hull's Premier League ReturnHull City secured promotion to the English Premier League with a dramatic 1-0 victory over Middlesbrough in the Championship playoff final at Wembley Stadium. Oli McBurnie's goal in stoppage time sealed the victory, ensuring Hull's return to the top flight for the first time since their relegation in 2017.The Spy-Gate Scandal That Almost Changed the FinalThe final was overshadowed by controversy, as Hull's original opponents, Southampton, were disqualified from the competition after being found guilty of spying on Middlesbrough's training ahead of their semifinal clash. The EFL found Southampton guilty of multiple breaches of regulations related to the "unauthorised filming of other clubs' training" sessions.Hull had expressed concerns about Middlesbrough's participation in the final, believing the game should have been handed to them automatically after Southampton's disqualification rather than allowing Boro to remain in the competition.The £200 Million Prize of Premier League PromotionAs the world's richest football league, the Championship playoff final is considered the most lucrative single match in world football. The promoted club receives approximately £200 million ($268m) in additional income through television deals, commercial opportunities, and matchday revenue that comes with Premier League status.This financial windfall represents a transformative moment for Hull City, who will now have significantly greater resources to compete in England's top tier.Regional Football Landscape TransformedHull's promotion reshapes the competitive balance in English football, particularly in the northeast of England where Middlesbrough will remain in the Championship. The victory also represents a significant moment for the city of Hull, which will once again be represented in the Premier League after an eight-year absence.Southampton's punishment of a four-point deduction next season adds another layer of competitive disadvantage to their Championship campaign, potentially hindering their own promotion hopes.Hull's Future in the Premier LeagueWith the financial security that comes with Premier League status, Hull City will now face the challenge of building a squad capable of competing at the highest level. The club's management will need to strategically invest their new resources to avoid the immediate relegation fate that befell them during their previous Premier League tenure.Meanwhile, Middlesbrough will regroup and aim to secure automatic promotion or another playoff chance next season, while Southampton begins their Championship campaign with a significant points handicap.
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Sports May 23, 2026

USMNT World Cup Roster: Zendejas Included, Tessmann Omitted in Pochettino's 26-Man Squad

The US Men's National Team's 26-man World Cup roster features Club América winger Alejandro Zendeja…
Roster Announcement: Zendejas In, Tessmann OutClub América winger Alejandro Zendejas is on the United States' 26-man roster for this summer's World Cup, while Lyon defensive midfielder Tanner Tessmann is not included. The selections are the most notable new information gleaned from head coach Mauricio Pochettino's full World Cup roster, which was obtained by the Guardian and is authentic according to multiple sources with knowledge of Pochettino's selections.The roster confirms Zendejas's selection and Tessmann's omission, along with the inclusion of Borussia Mönchengladbach's Gio Reyna and the omission of Real Salt Lake's Diego Luna, both attacking midfielders, choices that were first reported by the Athletic. US Soccer declined to comment on the roster, which will be officially announced Tuesday at a nationally televised event in New York City.Reyna's Redemption: Past Controversies OvercomeReyna has been included despite playing only 520 minutes for Mönchengladbach this season, though he featured in the club's final five league matches. Pochettino has repeatedly praised the 23-year-old and singled him out as a player he's willing to include regardless of club form.During the 2022 World Cup, Reyna found himself at the center of one of the most dramatic and bizarre moments in men's national team history, having nearly been sent home from the tournament for behavioral issues. Not long afterwards, Reyna's parents became ensnared in a prolonged public falling out with US coach Gregg Berhalter. The situation has cast a shadow over Reyna in the years that followed.Sebastian Berhalter, the son of the former USMNT coach, is also on the roster. The 25-year-old never represented the US at the youth international levels, but forced his way into Pochettino's plans on the back of his considerable development since joining the Vancouver Whitecaps in 2022. Berhalter made the MLS Best XI last year as the Whitecaps' chief orchestrator en route to the club's first MLS Cup berth and first run to the Concacaf Champions Cup final. Berhalter also gives this team a dead-ball specialist, able to consistently place corner kicks in dangerous areas.Notable Exclusions: Luna and Tessmann Left BehindDespite being a key contributor throughout the USMNT's buildup to the World Cup, Diego Luna did not make the roster. He was the subject of frequent praise from Pochettino for his aggressiveness on both sides of the ball and scored four goals in 17 appearances in 2025, emerging as a breakout star. Despite missing March camp as he returned from an injury, Luna has returned in great form with four goals and two assists in seven MLS appearances (six starts) since 1 April.The 22-year-old also featured widely in promotional pushes ahead of the tournament, including a glitzy ad by tournament rights holder Fox. A spokesperson for the federation said earlier this week that Pochettino had nothing to do with the players selected to appear in those advertisements, some of which were produced months ago.The 28-year-old Zendejas is among Liga MX's most dangerous forwards, with 12 goals and seven assists in 2,443 minutes to lead Club América's attack. Despite his form, Pochettino has given Zendejas just 139 minutes across six appearances, with his most recent shift coming on 9 September against Japan.Tessmann, 24, suffered a muscle strain at Lyon two weeks ago but was still expected to be included in the roster. It's not immediately clear whether Tessman's exclusion is injury-related. The FC Dallas academy product appeared in 29 league matches for Lyon this season, starting 22 of them.Squad Composition: Strategic Balance for Tournament SuccessAs it stands, there are only four central or defensive midfielders on Pochettino's squad, with Weston McKennie joining Berhalter, Cristian Roldan and Tyler Adams. McKennie had seemed likely to play further upfield after his attacking midfield deployment in the March window.The defensive corps has gained the extra number, with 10 defenders picked to split time among four or five starting slots. Center-back Chris Richards is on the roster after Crystal Palace's manager announced he would miss the team's league finale this weekend with torn ligaments in his ankle. Missing among the central defenders is Noahkai Banks, the dual-national who left his international status in limbo and declined a US call-up in March as he weighed interest from Germany.Chicago Fire goalkeeper Chris Brady joins Matt Freese and Matt Turner on the roster. Brady, 22, is among the most in-form keepers in MLS and has been called into national team camp several times but never capped. Brady is the presumed No 3 behind Freese and Turner.In total, 13 members of Pochettino's squad have made their second World Cup roster, with the other half is comprised of first-time selections.Final Steps: Pre-Tournament Schedule and Roster ConfirmationThe USMNT will play their final two matches prior to the World Cup against Senegal on 31 May and Germany on 6 June. Managers must submit their rosters to Fifa by 1 June and are only able to change their squads after officially naming the 26-man roster in "exceptional cases", a loosely defined circumstance which must be approved by Fifa's medical committee.Complete USMNT 2026 World Cup RosterGoalkeepers (3): Chris Brady* (Chicago Fire, 0 caps/0 goals), Matt Freese* (New York City, 14/0), Matt Turner (New England Revolution, 53/0)Defenders (10): Max Arfsten* (Columbus Crew, 18/1), Sergiño Dest (PSV, 37/2), Alex Freeman* (Villarreal, 15/2), Mark McKenzie* (Toulouse, 27/0), Tim Ream (Charlotte FC, 80/1), Chris Richards* (Crystal Palace, 36/3), Antonee Robinson (Fulham, 52/4), Miles Robinson* (FC Cincinnati, 38/3), Joe Scally (Borussia Mönchengladbach, 24/0), Auston Trusty* (Celtic, 6/0)Midfielders (4): Tyler Adams (AFC Bournemouth, 52/2), Sebastian Berhalter* (Vancouver Whitecaps, 11/1), Weston McKennie (Juventus, 64/12), Cristian Roldan (Seattle Sounders, 45/0)Attacking midfielders/wingers (6): Brenden Aaronson (Leeds United, 57/9), Christian Pulisic (Milan, 84/32), Gio Reyna (Borussia Mönchengladbach, 36/9), Malik Tillman* (Bayer Leverkusen, 28/3), Tim Weah (Marseille, 49/7), Alejandro Zendejas* (Club América, 13/2)Strikers (3): Folarin Balogun* (AS Monaco, 25/8), Ricardo Pepi* (PSV, 35/13), Haji Wright (Coventry City, 20/7)
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Sports May 23, 2026

Sophie Devine and Maddy Green’s Record Partnership Powers New Zealand’s Comeback Against England

Sophie Devine and Maddy Green forged a 159‑run partnership to rescue New Zealand from 11/4 and clin…
Sophie Devine and Maddy Green rescued New Zealand from 11/4 with a 159‑run stand, clinching a dramatic win over England in the second women’s T20 at Canterbury.The Record‑Breaking 159‑Run Partnership That Turned the MatchThe innings collapsed early, but the duo’s 98‑ball partnership set a new T20 International record for New Zealand against England, propelling the side to 171/5 and sealing the chase.Run Totals and Heat: The Numbers Behind the ComebackPartnership: 159 runs from 98 ballsDevine’s score: 87 off 57 balls (including six sixes)Green’s contribution: 71 off 45 ballsTarget: 172 runsEngland’s final overs: conceded 56 runs in the last four oversAmbient temperature: 28 °C, causing scorebox delaysImplications for the Series and Women’s T20 LandscapeThe win levels the series 1‑1, highlighting New Zealand’s depth and the rising importance of experienced all‑rounders. England’s nervous finish and the omission of Sophie Ecclestone raise questions about their line‑up ahead of the upcoming World Cup.What Lies Ahead: The Decider at Hove and Future ProspectsThe series finale at Hove on Monday will decide the trophy. With Devine announced to retire after the World Cup, her performance adds a narrative boost for New Zealand, while England must regroup and possibly reconsider their bowling options.
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Sports May 23, 2026

McBurnie’s Late Winner Secures Hull’s Promotion to Premier League

Oliver McBurnie’s stoppage‑time strike gave Hull City a 1‑0 victory over Middlesbrough in the Champ…
Executive Summary: Hull City clinches Premier League spotOliver McBurnie scored in injury time to give Hull City a 1‑0 win over Middlesbrough in the Championship playoff final, ending a nine‑year wait for top‑flight football.Stoppage‑time Goal Seals the Wembley ShowdownAfter a largely defensive battle, Hull broke the deadlock in the fifth minute of added time when McBurnie capitalised on a Yu Hirakawa cross that was palmed away by Sol Brynn. The rebound from a few yards proved decisive.Key Match Statistics£200m match value for promotionMiddlesbrough held 76% possessionHull allowed 81 touches inside Middlesbrough’s boxMiddlesbrough attempted 40 shots, only one on targetHull finished the season second‑bottom of the expected points table but still reached the finalWhy the Victory Matters for Hull CityThe win relieves owner Acun Ilicali of his threat to pursue legal action over the playoff format after Southampton’s expulsion. It also validates head coach Sergej Jakirovic’s tactical approach, which prioritized defensive solidity despite the team’s low‑ranking defensive record.Future Outlook: Challenges Ahead in the Premier LeagueHull will need to address a transfer embargo‑induced reliance on free agents to compete at the higher level. Early Premier League seasons for promoted clubs typically require significant squad investment to avoid immediate relegation.
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Politics May 23, 2026

Iran Sends ‘Mixed’ Messages as Pakistani Mediators Depart Tehran

Iran’s foreign ministry issued ambiguous statements as Pakistani diplomatic envoys left Tehran, sig…
Executive Summary: Tehran’s Ambiguous Signals and Diplomatic WithdrawalIran’s officials delivered mixed messages regarding ongoing talks while Pakistani mediators exited Tehran, leaving observers to assess the implications for bilateral relations and broader regional stability.Ambiguous Signals from Tehran Amid Diplomatic ExitIranian spokespersons offered non‑committal remarks on the status of the mediation.Pakistani diplomatic teams concluded their mission and departed the Iranian capital.The timing coincides with heightened regional tensions, though no explicit link was confirmed.Limited Quantitative Data on Immediate Economic ImpactNo concrete financial figures were released alongside the diplomatic developments, making it difficult to gauge short‑term market reactions. Analysts note that the absence of measurable data suggests any economic fallout, if present, is likely to be indirect and medium‑term.Potential Ripple Effects on Regional StabilityIran‑Pakistan cooperation has historically underpinned security and trade corridors in South‑West Asia.The mixed messaging may erode confidence among neighboring states that rely on Tehran‑Islamabad dialogue.Regional actors could recalibrate their diplomatic strategies in response to perceived uncertainty.Outlook for Future Iran‑Pakistan EngagementExperts anticipate a period of cautious reassessment. While the immediate diplomatic gap could stall joint initiatives, both capitals retain strategic incentives to re‑engage, suggesting that future mediation attempts may resume under clearer terms.
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Lifestyle May 23, 2026

The Decline of the Office Lunch: From Luxury to Burden

The office lunch has transformed from a midday luxury to an unnecessary burden in modern work cultu…
The Evolution of the Office LunchIt's 12.30pm as I write this. My mind is preoccupied with moving my fingers from key to key on my ageing laptop, a task I paused briefly to remove a hair from the screen. Then, I scratched my leg again, which kicked up another hair. I should get back to work, but I can't concentrate. Why? Because I'm incredibly hungry. It is, after all, lunchtime – the most worthless part of any work day.It is not that there's shame in lunch. It's just that we're not programmed to eat at a certain time. We're all different and the whole concept of the office lunch is obsolete nonsense in 2026. Let it go.The Industrial Roots of the Midday MealBig Lunch (or alternatively, the Lunch Industrial Complex) will tell you otherwise. Lunch is considered a fundamental element of the work day. It is legally mandated here in California, after all. But it is also something people who work in offices look forward to. It's a moment to step away from the invisible chains that attach us to our computers for an hour or so of normal human behavior. Back when I worked in an office, I would look at my phone and think, if I can just make it to noon, I'll be OK. Lunch was like a little treat to break up the monotony of corporate life. In some jobs, there was even a free lunch to make the whole thing even more appealing. You can't leave the office. You don't even have to leave the office!I wasn't around for most of the 20th century, but according to TV shows like Mad Men, the old days of lunch meant meandering to a classy steakhouse and getting drunk off martinis, then plopping on to a chaise longue until the buzz wore off. I would happily endorse that version of lunch, but that's not what we are being presented with today. The modern office lunch is about convenience and expediency. It's being hustled through a Sweetgreen to collect your biodegradable bucket of vegetables so you can get back to your desk before your next meeting.The Economic Impact of Changing Lunch HabitsThe work day lunch is merely a distraction from your unenviable reality, offering the illusion of choice while reinforcing the plain and simple fact of your need to earn a living performing a series of tasks you hate. Shall I have pizza or Mexican food? No, I mustn't. I shall have a salad, lest I become a walking man-beast made primarily of partially digested carbohydrates.Lunch, as a concept, evolved from light refreshments as a leisure activity to a meal equal to the other two, thanks to the rapid rise of industrialization in the 19th century. Lunch became a crucial break from mining coal or assembling car parts. I don't need nearly as much of a break from designing PowerPoint slides or responding to an email that's "just following up on my previous request". Patience, yes. But that's a different story.So, we have rendered this middle child of a meal (not as nourishing as breakfast and not as fun as dinner) a culinary pariah tied directly into emotional desire. Lunch is the vestigial tail of the Industrial Revolution. I no longer look forward to noon like an over-caffeinated child anticipating Christmas morning. Maybe I'll have a small snack – nuts, a protein bar, crudites. I might even read or go for a walk. I recognize my privilege here, that I'm not mandated to be anywhere or do anything I don't want to do. I can occupy myself with other pursuits that are more nourishing than a buffalo chicken wrap. But the fact remains that my job is still as active as any office worker's. As in, not at all. I prefer a big, nutritious breakfast or a nice, early dinner.The Changing Landscape of Office DiningIf I have to meet someone socially or professionally during the day, or if my stomach is screaming at me, I'll eat. (In my fantasies, my stomach sounds exactly like my mother, a topic to unpack another time.) But without the peer pressure of needing to make use of my hour of mandated leisure time by filling my mouth with overpriced junk (or gossiping with co-workers), I can truly be free. The office lunch is a scam perpetrated by venture capitalists with big dreams of franchising their various "elevated" takeout dining experiences. But automation, economic malaise and the collapse of the urban business district are going to make these places even more useless. Sweetgreen's business is cratering for these very reasons. As the economy suffers, fast food is growing in popularity again, but fast food is not the answer.Places like Sweetgreen, Pret a Manger or Cava sustain themselves on the concept of lunch being connected to leisure: with your hour of free time, you should have a meal, even if it's food you don't even particularly enjoy consuming. I'm not saying don't eat lunch; rather that the break you receive from the drudgery of employment should be spent on pleasurable activities. If that means eating, great. But don't do it just because you think you have to. I say we should normalize taking a nap in the afternoon. Not a Mad Men-style snooze caused by excessive alcohol consumption, but a rest from the all-consuming stimulus of modern life. Get rid of the cubicles and unused couches in the various open-plan tech spaces and put in beds. Give me a teddy bear and one of those caps cartoon characters wore at night.The Future of Workplace DiningAnd now … I'm done typing. I can go eat something. Why am I eating in the afternoon? Am I some kind of hypocrite?No.It's because I didn't eat breakfast.
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