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Aisling Bea, 42, finally steps onto the solo stand‑up circuit with a 75‑minute show titled “Older Than Jesus.” The title, a tongue‑in‑cheek nod to the mid‑life milestone of outliving the biblical figure, hints at the personal reflections that anchor the performance. Although Bea is best known for TV hits and a stint on Taskmaster, this is her inaugural headline tour. The material draws heavily on her recent “accidental pregnancy” and the ensuing transition to motherhood, offering a candid look at the chaos and comedy of late‑stage parenthood. True to her reputation, Bea’s humor remains delightfully reckless. She riffs on childhood memories of crafting DIY Dairylea spreads with second‑hand “bodies of Christ,” reenacts a disastrous Take That movie wrap‑party, and even masquerades as a dad in her sister’s antenatal class. Each anecdote is delivered with a cartoonish egotism that celebrates her own absurdity. Physical comedy spikes the night: a deliberately over‑the‑top “slut drop” followed by a playlist curated for her own C‑section. These moments juxtapose the glamour‑obsessed persona she projects on Instagram with the far less polished reality of a new mother, underscoring the show’s central tension. In the closing segment, Bea pivots from pure silliness to a more earnest commentary, using pregnancy and parenthood as lenses to critique entrenched gender expectations. The moral—delivered with a sincere, if slightly unexpected, earnestness—offers a satisfying resolution to a set that otherwise revels in delightful immaturity. The premiere took place at De Montfort Hall in Leicester on 8 April, with the tour set to continue across the UK in the weeks ahead.

Renowned artist and stage designer Es Devlin is pioneering a unique approach to addressing AI ethics through her latest project, which combines ceramics and collaboration. At the AI and Earth conference organized by Devlin, a diverse group of artists, AI researchers, spiritual leaders, academics, and tech experts gathered at Oxford Kilns to discuss AI and create pottery.The conference, held in preparation for the opening ceremony of the Schwarzman Centre for the Humanities at Oxford University, aimed to foster dialogue and understanding among individuals with varying perspectives on AI. Devlin's approach emphasizes the importance of human connection and hands-on engagement in the digital age.Participants, including Alan Turing and Isaac Asimov, discussed the implications of AI on society, while Ethan Mollick introduced his concept of centaurs or cyborgs, describing how humans use AI for specific tasks or close collaboration. The event also featured a performance by the University Chamber Choir and a choral piece by Nico Muhly, inspired by the works of 17th-century theologian and poet Thomas Traherne.Devlin's installation, 360 Vessels, will be showcased at the Schwarzman Centre's opening festival, featuring 360 pots created by participants and the public. The project serves as a platform for exploring the intersection of technology, art, and human values.As Devlin noted, 'I am aware that my art and my words and my every choice, my presence, is being used to train the algorithms that concentrate wealth among a small number of individuals, and, in spite of this – however confusing, however painful – I would like to try to stitch my digital shadow back on to my feet and dance with it myself, and invite others to dance with it too.'

German coaches have long joked about “following your opponent into the loo”, a tongue‑in‑cheek reference to the old‑fashioned man‑marking system that once defined their defensive work‑rate. That approach resurfaced after Atalanta’s surprise Europa League triumph in 2024, but the tactic proved disastrous when the Italian side faced Bayern Munich in the Champions League round‑of‑16, suffering a 10‑2 aggregate defeat that highlighted its limitations against superior individual talent.While a few Bundesliga sides have begun to experiment with tighter marking again, the author warns that such a strategy can only serve as a short‑term surprise element – it cannot sustain a full 90‑minute match on a pitch that is simply too large for pure man‑to‑man battles.In contrast, Spanish teams continue to perfect a ball‑oriented defensive structure built on clearly defined positions, coordinated movement and a collective “swarm” that shifts the battle into the opponent’s half. This philosophy demands constant cooperation and tactical intelligence, turning one‑on‑one duels into moments of brilliance rather than the default defensive method.The results speak for themselves: Spanish clubs have captured 24 titles across the Champions League, Europa League and Cup Winners’ Cup since 2000, far outpacing England’s 11, Italy’s five and Germany’s four. Over the past twelve seasons, La Liga has supplied the Champions League winner in seven instances, and this year it again provides the most quarter‑finalists – Real Madrid, Barcelona and Atlético Madrid.Even when Spanish clubs are not the outright favourites, their influence permeates the competition. Managers such as Mikel Arteta and Luis Enrique, both products of the Barcelona coaching lineage, embed the Spanish style into English and French clubs respectively, while still adding their personal nuances.Spanish coaches now dominate the European scene: in the last‑16 stage of the three major tournaments, eleven managers are Spanish, more than double the count from any other nation, and three Spaniards are already represented in the quarter‑finals.Notable figures include Xabi Alonso, who halted Bayern’s dominance with Bayer Leverkusen, Unai Emery, who consistently elevates second‑tier clubs like Aston Villa, and Cesc Fàbregas, who is reshaping Serie A with Como. Even Pep Guardiola, after a rare Champions League exit, is reinventing his Manchester City side with fresh personnel and tactical tweaks, proving that even the most successful systems must evolve.At the national level, Luis de la Fuente has overseen Spain’s rise to European glory, guiding the senior side to the 2024 Euro title and adding two more continental crowns in the past five editions – a dominance unmatched since Germany’s golden era of the 1970s‑80s.By contrast, Italy’s historic football school appears to be in decline. No Italian club has reached this year’s Champions League quarter‑finals, and the national team failed to qualify for the World Cup for the third consecutive time, underscoring a widening gap between the Spanish and Italian models.The resurgence of man‑marking in Germany, even among elite defenders like Vincent Kompany at Bayern, hints at a possible tactical swing, but the author cautions that without a broader strategic framework it may prove as fleeting as the Atalanta experiment.Ultimately, the article posits that the Spanish coaching philosophy – a blend of technical excellence, positional discipline and collective intelligence – has become the benchmark for European success, leaving rivals to either adapt or risk obsolescence.

Guy Singh-Watson, founder of organic veg box company Riverford, has expressed deep regret for the decades he spent confined by traditional masculinity. On International Women's Day, he found himself in a crowd of mostly women, listening to his wife discuss her experiences. This encounter made him realize that many issues discussed on IWD relate to male behavior, and men should be paying attention. Challenging Traditional Masculinity: Singh-Watson notes that success in farming and most businesses depends on building and maintaining relationships. He recalls that when Riverford first measured its gender pay gap in 2017, women earned an average of 91p an hour compared to their male colleagues' £1. Despite efforts to address the issue, progress was slow until a new, younger female farm manager, Maddie, took charge and transformed the workplace culture. Under Maddie's leadership, Riverford became one of the few veg farms with a waiting list for pickers. The company achieved this by creating a fun, emotionally safe, and fulfilling work environment. Singh-Watson acknowledges that he and other men in leadership roles often struggle with sensitive issues and tend to turn to women for resolution. A Shift Towards Inclusivity: The cultural shift at Riverford began with its transition to employee ownership in 2018. This process required introspection and evaluation of decision-making processes. With the help of a business change coach and the company's head of HR, a genuinely inclusive culture was built. As a result, Riverford now has a negative gender pay gap, with women earning 1.56% more per hour than men. Singh-Watson emphasizes that men can change and that embracing emotional literacy – kindness, openness, empathy, and compassion – makes them stronger. He encourages men to cast off limiting beliefs around what it means to be a man and to support each other and the women in their lives. Ultimately, inclusivity benefits everyone, and men must take responsibility for creating a more equitable and compassionate work environment.

Hamas's armed wing has rejected calls for disarmament, stating that discussing the issue before Israel fully implements the first phase of the US-brokered ceasefire in Gaza amounts to an attempt to continue the genocide against Palestinians.In a televised statement, Hamas spokesman Abu Obeida said that raising the issue of weapons 'in a crude manner' would not be accepted. He emphasized that the disarmament demands are an overt attempt to continue the genocide against Palestinians, something Hamas will not accept under any circumstances.The issue of Hamas relinquishing its weapons is a major obstacle in talks to implement US President Donald Trump's 20-point plan for Gaza, aimed at ending Israel's war on the besieged territory. Since the US- and Qatar-brokered ceasefire took effect in October, more than 705 Palestinians have been killed in Israeli attacks, according to the Palestinian news agency Wafa.Hamas has told mediators it will not discuss disarmament without guarantees that Israel will completely withdraw from Gaza. Abu Obeida urged mediators to pressure Israel to fulfil its commitments under the first phase of the Trump plan before any discussion of the second phase can take place.Israel's war on Gaza, which began after Hamas-led attacks on southern Israel in October 2023, has killed more than 72,000 Palestinians and injured at least 172,000 others. Abu Obeida also addressed Israel's role in the US-Israel war on Iran, condemning it for launching strikes on Iran 'in the midst of the deception of negotiations, with full collusion and conspiracy with the United States'.

US President Donald Trump has issued a stern warning to Iran, threatening to unleash a severe attack on its civilian infrastructure, including power plants and bridges, if the Strait of Hormuz is not reopened by his stated deadline of Monday.In a profanity-laden social media post on Sunday, Trump repeated previous threats to target vital infrastructure across Iran, saying 'Tuesday will be Power Plant Day, and Bridge Day, all wrapped up in one, in Iran. There will be nothing like it!!! Open the F****** Strait, you crazy b*******, or you'll be living in Hell – JUST WATCH!'The Strait of Hormuz, a critical shipping route for the global energy market, has been closed since the US and Israel first attacked Iran on February 28. Trump set a 10-day deadline for Iran to reopen the strait on March 26.Iranian officials have strongly condemned Trump's threats, with Iran's mission to the United Nations stating that 'the international community and all states have legal obligations to prevent such atrocious acts of war crimes. They must act now. Tomorrow is too late.'Iran's deputy for communications, Seyyed Mehdi Tabatabaei, dismissed Trump's threats as 'a sign of desperation and anger' and stated that the strait would only be reopened following the payment of reparations for damages caused by the war.The conflict has already seen US-Israeli strikes target civilian infrastructure, including bridges, schools, healthcare facilities, and universities. Experts have warned that some of these strikes could constitute war crimes.Trump has also confirmed that a US airman from an F-15E fighter jet shot down over Iran on Friday has been rescued from deep inside the mountains of Iran, describing the operation as 'an AMAZING show of bravery and talent by all!'

Iran is experiencing the longest nationwide internet blackout ever recorded, according to the global monitoring group NetBlocks. Since the United States and Israel launched their war on Iran on February 28, connectivity has hovered at about 1% of pre‑war levels, effectively cutting the country off from the global web. The blackout follows a prior 20‑day shutdown in January, which coincided with deadly nationwide protests. Combined, these measures mean that Iranian civilians have spent close to two‑thirds of 2026 in digital darkness, relying only on a slow, state‑controlled intranet for basic services and state‑run news. NetBlocks highlighted that while regions such as Myanmar, Sudan, Kashmir and Tigray have endured longer intermittent outages, no other war has forced an entire nation offline to this extent. The monitor added that Iran is the first country to lose previously functional internet connectivity by reverting to a national network. Economic analysts warned that the January shutdown already caused the economy to lose tens of millions of dollars each day in direct damages, with far‑reaching indirect effects. Companies reported that many online businesses could not survive more than three weeks without connectivity, leading to a wave of layoffs and reduced pay raises. One affected worker, Kamran, a product designer in Karaj, said he was dismissed after the latest wave of cuts. He now relies on a local skill‑matching group, but fears competition from thousands of similarly displaced workers. A senior data analyst from a Tehran firm disclosed that the firm is offering lower-than‑expected raises and shifting to three‑month contracts, creating uncertainty about future employment. Compounding the digital crisis, the war has targeted Iran’s steel factories, petrochemical plants and other civilian infrastructure, aggravating pre‑existing problems of high inflation and unemployment. Only a limited segment of the population can access the global internet—either because they are whitelisted by the state or because they pay steep fees for proxy connections that often disappear after a few hours. Government spokeswoman Fatemeh Mohajerani stated that internet access is being granted only to those who can “get the voice out,” such as officials, state‑affiliated entities and news agencies. Citizens on the ground describe a grim reality: frequent power outages, uncertainty about water supplies, and an inability to use services like Google Search or AI tools, even as they watch live feeds from space missions that remain inaccessible. In response to the prolonged shutdown, authorities have begun rolling out a tiered system dubbed “Internet Pro.” Business groups have received a “guide to connect to international internet,” urging them to contact a state‑run messaging app, Bale, for registration. Parallel efforts by a major telecom carrier offer one‑year data packages at prices higher than normal plans, while existing providers have not refunded customers for services they cannot deliver. President Masoud Pezeshkian’s administration, which campaigned on unblocking Iran’s internet, has offered no official explanation for the shutdown, leaving both the battered digital sector and the broader economy facing an uncertain future.

Oman and Iran convened deputy foreign minister‑level talks on Saturday to discuss measures that could guarantee the smooth passage of ships through the Strait of Hormuz, according to a statement from the Omani Foreign Ministry.The meeting, described as an "undersecretary‑level" dialogue, was attended by specialists from both ministries, underscoring the technical nature of the discussions.Officials said the parties examined possible options to ensure safe transit amid the volatile regional environment, with a series of proposals now slated for further study.Tracking data from the shipping journal Lloyd’s List showed that, on Sunday, three Omani vessels – two large oil supertankers and an LNG carrier – navigated the strait outside Iran’s "approved corridor" near Larak Island, sailing unusually close to the Omani coast.Earlier in the week, an Iranian official announced a draft protocol with Oman aimed at monitoring traffic through the strait, which carries roughly one‑fifth of global oil supplies and has been heavily restricted as retaliation for the ongoing US‑Israeli war on Iran.Since the conflict erupted on February 28, Iran’s Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps (IRGC) has permitted limited transits for vessels from Pakistan, France and Turkey, while an estimated about 3,000 ships remain stranded in the region.The Strait of Hormuz is a critical energy chokepoint; any disruption fuels market volatility and compels oil‑importing nations to scramble for alternative supplies.U.S. President Donald Trump took to social media over the weekend, warning that he would unleash “all Hell” if the waterway is not reopened by Monday, highlighting the geopolitical pressure surrounding the passage.Egypt’s foreign minister, Badr Abdelatty, held separate calls with U.S. special envoy Steve Witkoff and regional counterparts, including Iran’s foreign minister Abbas Araghchi, to explore de‑escalation proposals.Professor Amin Saikal, an emeritus scholar at the Australian National University, cautioned that an expansion of the war would be “hell for the whole region” and stressed the urgent need for a negotiated settlement, though he noted that diplomatic avenues appear increasingly narrow.

Bangladesh’s Ministry of Health and Family Welfare disclosed that a suspected measles outbreak has killed at least 98 children in the past three weeks, prompting an urgent escalation of vaccination efforts in Dhaka’s hardest‑hit districts.Prime Minister Tarique Rahman ordered two senior ministers to tour the nation’s 170 million residents, assess the crisis’s scale, and coordinate a rapid response.Official data released on Sunday show that 6,476 children aged six months to five years exhibited measles‑like symptoms, while 826 cases have been laboratory‑confirmed with 16 confirmed deaths. Health officials note that many cases go untested, meaning the true toll could be higher.According to Halimur Rashid, director of Communicable Disease Control, “Compared with past years, the number of affected children is higher, and the death toll is higher too.” He attributes the surge to multifactorial causes, including a shortage of vaccines.World Health Organization (WHO) records indicate the highest number of suspected measles cases in Bangladesh was 25,934 in 2005. After a long decline, this year’s figures represent a stark reversal.Measles remains one of the world’s most contagious diseases, spreading through coughs and sneezes. While it can affect any age group, children under five are most vulnerable to severe complications such as brain swelling and respiratory failure. WHO estimates up to 95,000 measles deaths globally each year, primarily among unvaccinated or under‑vaccinated children.Bangladesh has previously achieved notable progress in immunisation, yet a scheduled measles‑vaccination drive for June 2024 was postponed after a violent uprising that ousted Prime Minister Sheikh Hasina. Consequently, many children—some as young as six months—missed the routine nine‑month vaccine dose.Mahmudur Rahman, chief of the National Verification Committee of Measles and Rubella, acknowledged the missed target of eliminating measles deaths by December 2025, citing “poor vaccination programmes.”In response, Dhaka has identified 30 districts with the highest case numbers and launched an emergency vaccination campaign. Health Minister Sardar Shakhawat Hossain Bakul pledged that the drive will first cover the “worst affected areas” before expanding nationwide.Public‑health expert Tajul Islam A Bari, a former official of the Expanded Programme on Immunisation, warned that although funds were allocated for vaccine procurement, the government failed to secure the doses, leading to the current “scary” situation.With no specific treatment for measles once contracted, the focus remains on accelerating vaccine delivery, improving surveillance, and preventing further loss of young lives.