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Colin the Caterpillar, a British party favorite for 35 years, has been outperformed by eight supermarket rivals in a recent cake taste test conducted by consumer champion Which?.The 'original' chocolate caterpillar cake, produced by Marks & Spencer (M&S;), scored a mere 64%, ranking it at the bottom of the list. The main criticism was that its sponge was 'too dry', with almost half of the 75-strong panel of cake-testers expressing this concern.In contrast, Waitrose's Cecil caterpillar cake emerged as the winner with a score of 78% and was awarded a coveted 'best buy' gong. Cecil was praised for its remarkably moist texture, flavorful shell, and 'perfect' sponge-to-buttercream ratio.The taste test also revealed that Colin the Caterpillar contained the highest levels of sugar (46.3g) and fat (21.3g) per 100g among the caterpillar lineup, making it one of the most expensive options at £9.50. M&S; responded by highlighting a recent poll of 2,100 adults that named Colin the nation's best caterpillar cake.Key rankings:1st - Cecil (Waitrose): 78%, £9.50, 744g, 38.6g, 17g.2nd = Charlie (Co-op): 73%, £9.85, 702g, 46g, 14g;2nd = Wiggles (Sainsbury’s): 73%, £8.50, 613g, 41.9g, 18.7g.4th - Cuthbert (Aldi): 72%, £6.99, 624g, 43.5g, 17.7g9th – Colin (M&S;): 64%, £9.50, 625g, 46.3g, 21.3g.

As Easter approaches, concert halls from London to Leipzig are flooded with performances of Johann Sebastian Bach’s masterpieces, most notably the St Matthew Passion and the St John Passion. Chart data from the Official Classical Chart, Apple Music’s classical rankings and specialist listings show Bach out‑performing every other composer, with releases such as Yunchan Lim’s take on the Goldberg Variations and Raphaël Pichon’s recording of the St John Passion leading the pack.Two vivid descriptors have captured the public’s imagination this week: “Bach the zombie” and “Bach the meat‑grinder.”strong> Violinist James Ehnes coined the former to highlight the music’s ability to survive any arrangement or re‑imagining, while Guardian critic Clive Paget used the latter to describe the relentless, visceral intensity of the opening chorus in Pichon’s St John Passion recording.The “meat‑grinder” metaphor points to Bach’s obsessive repetitions and searing harmonies that convey the raw agony of the Passion narrative. In contrast, the “zombie” image underscores the composer’s uncanny durability: his works thrive whether rendered for saxophone quartet, Wendy Carlos’s synthesizers, Leopold Stokowski’s lush orchestration, or even a mandolin played in a New York park.Bach’s presence on the silver screen further illustrates his cultural elasticity. His slow, stately rendition of the final chorus of the St Matthew Passion underscored Pier Paolo Pasolini’s 1964 film The Gospel According to St Matthew, while the haunting aria from the Goldberg Variations was famously chosen by Hannibal Lecter in The Silence of the Lambs as he prepares a gruesome act. These examples show how Bach can serve as both spiritual solace and chilling inspiration.Modern performers continue to reinvent the canon. Pianist Víkingur Ólafsson, who logged more than ninety performances of the Goldberg Variations in a single year, describes each rendition as a “religious pilgrimage” that reshapes the listener’s experience. Meanwhile, mandolin virtuoso Chris Thile released a second volume of Bach’s Sonatas and Partitas performed on his instrument in Tompkins Square Park. The recording captures ambient city sounds—birds, footsteps, fellow buskers—blending them with Bach’s intricate C‑major fugue to create what Thile calls “the effortless fugue of city life.”These diverse reinterpretations confirm a simple truth: Bach’s music is indestructible. Whether heard in a grand cathedral, a streaming playlist, or a bustling park, his compositions adapt without losing their core emotional impact. This Easter, listeners are invited to embrace Bach not as a relic confined to history, but as a living, breathing force that continues to energise and inspire across genres and generations.

Manchester United's financial accounts have revealed that their wage bill for the last season was significantly lower than that of their Women's Super League rivals, Arsenal. The £5.88m total wage bill, including social security and pensions costs, was far closer to that of fifth-placed Brighton, whose total was £5m.In contrast, Arsenal, the only other club among the WSL's big four to have published their accounts, paid their players and staff £9.9m and their wage bill, including social security and pensions costs, reached £11.3m. This disparity in spending highlights the challenges faced by Manchester United as they prepare for a crucial Champions League quarter-final match against Bayern Munich.Despite the lower wage bill, Manchester United recorded a profit before tax of £510,000 and total revenue rose by 16% to £10.74m, thanks largely to a big increase in what the accounts labelled “services recharged to other group undertakings”. The club's matchday revenue fell sharply, from £1.87m in 2023-24 to £1.22m, while broadcasting revenue and commercial revenue also dropped.Manchester United's manager, Marc Skinner, will be looking to overcome a 3-2 deficit against Bayern Munich, a team that has been in impressive form. Skinner emphasized that if his team were to progress to the semi-finals, it would rank as highly as their FA Cup triumph at Wembley in 2024.

The US men's national team concluded their international window with a disappointing 2-0 loss to Portugal at Mercedes-Benz Stadium. The match marked their eighth consecutive defeat against European opponents, with a dismal goal difference of 22-6. Coach Mauricio Pochettino made several changes to the lineup from the previous match against Belgium, but the team's performance failed to improve. Despite a strong start, the US side eventually succumbed to goals from Francisco Trincão and João Félix. Christian Pulisic, a key player for the US, struggled with form and frustration throughout the match. He missed several scoring opportunities, including a low, poorly-struck effort in the sixth minute and a volleyed attempt from the edge of the six-yard box. His frustrations boiled over in the 41st minute, earning him a warning from the referee, and he was eventually subbed off at halftime. The loss to Portugal, ranked sixth in FIFA's world rankings, raises concerns for the US team as they prepare for the World Cup on home soil in two months. The team's inability to score against a top European side highlights their ongoing struggles with clinical finishing. The match also exposed vulnerabilities in the US team's defense, particularly in the midfield area. The absence of Tyler Adams, a vital defensive midfielder, was keenly felt as Portugal exploited the space and created scoring opportunities. Despite the disappointing result, Pochettino will likely use this match as a learning experience for his team. The US side will need to regroup and refocus as they prepare for the World Cup, where they will face stiff competition from top teams around the world.

Pakistan cricketer Fakhar Zaman has been handed a two-match ban for ball tampering during the Pakistan Super League (PSL). The Pakistan Cricket Board (PCB) announced the suspension after finding Zaman guilty of a Level 3 offence.The incident took place during Lahore Qalandars' match against Karachi Kings in Lahore on Sunday night. Video footage showed Zaman altering the condition of the ball, leading to a disciplinary hearing with match referee Roshan Mahanama of Sri Lanka.Zaman denied ball tampering, but Mahanama viewed television footage that implicated Zaman, along with teammates Shaheen Shah Afridi and Haris Rauf, and umpire Faisal Afridi. The umpire awarded five penalty runs against Qalandars, who lost the match by four wickets.In addition to Zaman's ban, Shaheen Shah Afridi was fined $3,500 for breaching the tournament's security protocols. The PSL is taking place behind closed doors due to fuel supply concerns caused by the Iran war.This is not the first disciplinary action in the PSL; fast bowler Naseem Shah recently faced a hefty fine for criticising a politician on social media.

Just days after his 15th birthday, Rajasthan Royals’ opening batsman Vaibhav Sooryavanshi celebrated with a blistering 15‑ball fifty, steering his side to an eight‑wicket victory against Chennai Super Kings on Monday.Following a debut‑season knock of 100 off 35 balls against Gujarat Titans last year, the teenager continued his aggressive form, reaching 52 runs from only 17 deliveries – a spell that featured five sixes and four fours. His innings, paired with a rapid 75‑run partnership alongside fellow opener Yashasvi Jaiswal, propelled Rajasthan to a target of 128 in just 12.1 overs."Our strategy was to dominate the powerplay and set the tone early," Sooryavanshi explained. "If the opposition had bowled better in those first overs, the match could have swung the other way, but we chose to attack from the start."The young batter credited the backing of coach Kumar Sangakkara and the support staff for encouraging his instinctive attacking approach, noting that they urged him to read the situation and trust his game.Rajasthan’s chase was underpinned by a disciplined bowling display. South Africa pacer Nandre Burger led the attack with figures of 2‑26 and was named player of the match. Both Jofra Archer and Ravindra Jadeja contributed two wickets each, helping restrict Chennai to 127 all out in 19.4 overs after a shaky 41‑4 start.Looking ahead, the Royals will meet the Gujarat Titans in Ahmedabad on Saturday, while Chennai prepares to host Punjab Kings on Friday.

After clinching the 2026 Asian Cup in Australia, 35‑year‑old defender Saki Kumagai was asked to rank the trophy among the many she has collected over a 17‑year career. She smiled, shook her head and said, “I never compare my titles… this team is from a different generation, so winning this tournament means a lot.” Kumagai is the sole remaining player who lifted the Women’s World Cup in 2011 – the first and only Asian nation to do so. At 21, she scored the decisive penalty in the shoot‑out against the United States, a victory that came just months after the devastating earthquake and tsunami that struck Japan. Today, the squad she captains features teenagers who were toddlers when she made history: forward Maika Hamano was seven, centre‑back Toko Koga five, and top scorer Riko Ueki twelve when Kumagai’s winning penalty was replayed on TV. Kumagai admits she offers little direct advice, but she leads by example, saying, “I try to pass the baton to the next generation to show them how to perform in these moments.” The transition is no accident. In 2005 the Japanese Football Association unveiled a 50‑year vision aimed at expanding participation, climbing FIFA rankings and eventually hosting – and winning – a World Cup. Halfway through that plan, Japan now sits fifth in the FIFA women’s rankings, having added an Olympic silver medal (2021), a second World Cup final (2015), and three Asian Cup titles (2014, 2018, 2026) to its résumé. While the men’s game has progressed more slowly, the women’s side has surged ahead, bolstered by the launch of Asia’s first full‑time professional women’s league in 2021. This structural backbone has produced a squad “propelled by young stars,” as Kumagai notes. Currently playing for the London City Lionesses after spells at Olympique Lyonnais, Bayern Munich and Roma, Kumagai sees herself as a bridge between eras. She hopes her experience will help Japan reclaim the sport’s summit. “We have a lot of good young players,” she says. “They have confidence, they’re gaining experience in Europe, and as an experienced player I want to create a supportive environment for them.”

MLS Commissioner Don Garber has hit back at Ibrahim Hassan, Egypt's national team director, who advised Mohamed Salah to avoid MLS and consider a move to the Saudi Pro League instead. In an interview with the Guardian, Garber suggested that Hassan should watch Lionel Messi star for Inter Miami to understand the league's quality. Garber stated, 'Leo Messi is the most popular player in the world. He was, and he still is. I'd be happy to send an Apple subscription to the head of the Egyptian FA so he can watch as many Messi games as he'd like.'This is not the first time a senior soccer figure has questioned MLS's caliber. In 2016, Gian Piero Ventura left Sebastian Giovinco out of Italy's squad, saying 'he plays in a league that doesn't matter much.' However, MLS has attracted several high-profile players, including Gareth Bale and James Rodríguez, who have used the league to regain form ahead of international tournaments.Garber emphasized MLS's growth, noting that the league supplied 36 players to the 2022 World Cup, more than any league system outside of Europe's top five. He also highlighted the development of players like Obed Vargas and Brian Gutiérrez, who have progressed from MLS academies to represent Mexico's national team.According to Opta's league power rankings, MLS is currently ranked 13th globally, between Poland's and Croatia's top flights. In contrast, the Saudi Pro League is ranked 37th. Garber concluded, 'We're just constantly dealing with this perspective that we, Americans, will never get it, and it's just not true. We've got dozens of players [who came through MLS teams] playing in Europe. We've got some of the best players in the world playing here.'

Lahore Qalandars batter Fakhar Zaman has been charged with ball-tampering in a recent Pakistan Super League (PSL) match against Karachi Kings, the Pakistan Cricket Board (PCB) announced.The incident took place in the final over, with Karachi needing 14 runs to win. Fakhar, Lahore captain Shaheen Afridi, and fast bowler Haris Rauf were involved in a brief discussion, during which Fakhar and Rauf passed the ball between them.The umpire then approached Rauf and asked to see the ball. Following consultations with the square-leg umpire, the officials awarded five penalty runs to Karachi and ordered the ball to be changed.The penalty proved costly, as Karachi went on to chase down a target of 129 with three balls to spare, and Abbas Afridi hitting a four and a six to seal a four-wicket victory.“Fakhar denied the charge levelled against him during a disciplinary hearing led by the match referee Roshan Mahanama,” the PCB said.“Another hearing is set to take place within the next 48 hours after which the match referee will share his verdict.”Fakhar, 35, could face a ban of one or two matches if found guilty of ball tampering for a first offence in the PSL.