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The Rise of Heated Rivalry: From Canadian TV to NYC StageWalking into the Culture Club in West Chelsea, New York, for a performance of Heated Rivalry: The Unauthorized Musical Parody last week, I was met by three ghosts left over from when the space was called the McKittrick hotel and it hosted the immersive spookfest, Sleep No More. The first was the phantom of clever detail: cans of Athletic IPAs for sale, a cute, non-alcoholic nod to the mega-popular series' hockey setting. The second was of unnerving fright, as I realized there would be no booze at this singing satire. Would I be able to make it through 90 minutes of jokes about an overexposed Canadian gay sports romance, with zero quality guarantee and an even lower blood alcohol concentration? At least at the downtown premiere of the popular parody Titanique, long before it proved itself worthy of a handful of Tony nominations, you could stand up and order a bucket of White Claws.But then the third specter materialized, the ghost of immersion and surrender, as this very funny production completely won me over. (I've since learned that a liquor license is forthcoming.) Heated Rivalry, for the uninitiated, is a television show adapted from a series of gay romance novels by Rachel Reid, a straight woman who unwittingly launched a thousand discussions about who gets to be horny over whom, how and when. Fans of the books petitioned for a wider release of the show produced for the Canadian streamer Crave, last November and, some six months later, its formerly unknown stars Connor Storrie and Hudson Williams are in easy contention for the most photographed people alive. Heated Rivalry: The Unauthorized Musical Parody is the latest addition to New York City's musical parody cottage industry, which has led me to a theater lobby where a woman in a branded hockey jersey is telling the stranger next to her that she's seen the series "probably not as many times as you think, but still a lot".The Unauthorized Musical: A Masterclass in ParodyThere was a communal giddiness as everyone filed into the unassuming performance space, where less than 200 folding chairs were arranged around a small stage. Super-fans were giddy that their dreams were coming true, and the more reserved types, perhaps blushing at what they deemed beneath them, were still clearly enjoying themselves. I liked the TV show just fine, a bit underwhelmed at what was broadly discussed as "softcore smut" but felt more in line with the twee "naughtiness" of the romance world. I had worried a musical parody put together in a few months would be a cash-grab; plain fan service for those who can't get enough of those six novels or episodes, not jabbing at the culture so much as stroking its ego. Impressively, as written by Dylan MarcAurele and directed by Alan Kliffer, it satisfies all three camps.Framing is everything, and this romp begins with a faux earnest number, à la Waitress, where three suburban Susans detail their newfound pastime: putting their husbands to bed with some iPad time, knocking back an "Ambien margarita" and reveling in their favorite televised "boy aquarium". From there, "Main Susan" (Ryann Redmond, glorious) recaps the years-long flirtation between the feuding players, innocent Japanese-Canadian "Shane Hollander" (Jimin Moon) and brusque Russian "Ilya Rozanov" (Jay Armstrong Johnson).The obligatory double entendres (a song titled Shane Hollander, Slap that Stick! or a line, by Shane's mom, about the "heavy load" her obviously gay son carries) are expertly delivered right between earnestness and tongue-in-cheek, but it's MarcAurele's ability to mock the story's sillier elements that clinched it for me. Shane, whose thumb-twiddling submissiveness often grated me in the TV show, is played by Moon as a dopey bottom with a hopeless romantic complex. What the series plays out as a forbidden romance writ epic across timelines and borders, MarcAurele presents as Shane's borderline delusion in dealing with an uncaring dom for years on end. "I keep replaying things he said," Shane beams after a hookup, "like, 'Ass up, little whore.'" The score's best number, certainly the one best primed for cabaret nights anywhere, is Liza Minnelli's Maybe This Time send-up where Shane croons, "This fuck felt different from the last fuck. This fuck, he asked if I would stay."If reading that inspires eyerolls – totally – Moon (and the rest of the cast, which includes Cherry Torres and Ryan Duncan) are so winning in their deliveries, so in on the joke without reducing their project into one, that it's impossible to resist. As the icy-hot Ilya, Johnson has the less showy role and plays it mostly straight, which makes his song about an outcast childhood made tragic by his impossibly "big ass, cold heart" that much funnier. And, well, let's face it: Johnson and Moon are sexy as hell, and charming to boot. Kliffer's inventive staging, with choreography by Brooke and Tiffany Engen on a resourceful set by Sully Ross, goes long on bunny-hopping glee.The Off-Broadway Parody Boom: A New RenaissanceThe Canadian Kliffer, previously artistic director of famed improv spots like Second City and Asylum NYC, where he helped launch Titanique's improbable boom, later told me that these parodies rarely come together with such speed, let alone quality. He'd loved MarcAurele's Pop Off, Michelangelo! in London and M3gan spoof stateside, and had just bought into Heated Rivalry, courtesy of its amorously optimistic fifth episode, when the writer texted him with the idea. The resulting work fits attractively between the out-and-out bawdiness of the Titanic send-up and the relentless Millennial nostalgia of Ginger Twinsies, which parodied the 90s Parent Trap remake last summer, and Kliffer notes that this very queer, very funny moment downtown – which also includes Cole Escola's Oh, Mary! – points to "a little bit of an Off-Broadway renaissance."This particular renaissance seems to be defined by parodies that are loving but not saccharine, willing to mock their source material while still celebrating what made it appealing in the first place. The success of these shows suggests a hunger for theater that doesn't take itself too seriously but still delivers genuine theatrical craft. In a city where Broadway ticket prices can be prohibitive, these intimate, affordable productions offer a different kind of theatrical experience – one that feels more accessible and immediate.Cultural Impact: Beyond the ParodyHeated Rivalry exists at the intersection of several cultural conversations. The original series, based on novels by Rachel Reid, sparked discussions about who gets to tell LGBTQ+ stories and how those stories should be represented. The parody doesn't shy away from these questions but instead uses humor to explore them. By exaggerating certain elements of the original series, the musical actually highlights what made it compelling in the first place.The show also represents the growing visibility of LGBTQ+ stories in mainstream entertainment. What began as niche content has become a cultural phenomenon, with the original series gaining international attention and its stars becoming unlikely celebrities. The musical parody capitalizes on this popularity while simultaneously commenting on it, creating a meta-narrative that appeals to both fans and newcomers.Moreover, the success of Heated Rivalry reflects a broader trend in entertainment where audiences are increasingly drawn to content that acknowledges and plays with its own artificiality. In an era of heightened awareness about media consumption, audiences seem to appreciate works that don't pretend to be anything other than what they are – crafted, performed, and enjoyed.The Future of Parody Theater: What's Next?As the Off-Broadway scene continues to evolve with these clever parodies, we can expect to see more adaptations of popular TV shows and movies hitting the small stage. The success of Heated Rivalry, following in the footsteps of Titanique and other parody hits, suggests that there's a sustainable market for this type of entertainment.What's particularly interesting is how these parodies are pushing the boundaries of traditional musical theater. They're more immediate, more self-aware, and more willing to break the fourth wall than many conventional productions. This approach seems to resonate with younger audiences who are accustomed to interactive media and meta-commentary.Looking ahead, we might see parodies of other recent cultural phenomena – perhaps streaming hits, viral social media trends, or even political events. The key to success, as demonstrated by Heated Rivalry, will be balancing genuine affection for the source material with sharp, intelligent humor that offers something new to the conversation.

The prosecution: MelanieI want to live a healthier life too, but removing all plastics is unrealistic and unaffordableMy girlfriend, Amy, has become increasingly concerned about microplastics and environmental toxins, and it is starting to feel a little too much. It all began after she watched online content about how plastics affect fertility, and has escalated into a broader effort to remove anything she considers “toxic” from our home.We have thrown out hundreds of pounds’ worth of cleaning products and replaced toothbrushes and dental floss. I came home from work to find all our plastic food containers had been binned, and now she wants to discuss replacing furniture, like swapping our white plastic dining table for an oak one.In principle, I understand it will be better for us. I share her desire to live a healthier lifestyle, especially as we are trying for a baby using a donor and I will be the one carrying the pregnancy. However, the pace and the intensity of the change feels a bit unmanageable.If I pick up a plastic bottle of water, Amy will snatch it from my hands and say it’s poisonousWe can’t realistically eliminate all plastics and find alternatives overnight. Unfortunately, the world is full of plastic and so is our home: we have polyester cushions, plastic shoes and appliances that I’m not prepared to chuck out. Attempting a total removal feels financially and emotionally unsustainable. Buying a new dining table won’t be easy on our wallets.We are both self‑employed and saving for a baby, so we need to be frugal. Plastic‑free products are often deemed as specialist and it’s hard to get cheap alternatives. When I found Amy had splurged on all these organic cleaning products I was shocked, because they cost about £200.At the moment, it feels as if any “normal” behaviour is deemed to be unsafe by her. If I pick up a plastic bottle of water, Amy will snatch it from my hands and say it’s poisonous.I support her decision to live with fewer toxins, but her level of vigilance is harming our wellbeing. I want us to make healthier choices, but to do so gradually and realistically, rather than through sweeping changes that leave us feeling anxious and restricted.The defence: AmyI’m conscious of what we’re exposed to as we’re trying for a baby and I want the best for themPlastics and chemicals are everywhere. I’m not pretending we can eliminate them all, but I’d like to make some changes. I don’t think the only rational response when presented with all the information about toxins and plastics is to shrug and accept it without question.It’s not that hard to make some changes. Mel says: “Microplastics are everywhere, so where does it end?” But she should be saying: “What can we do to start?”Small changes help improve our health. I watched a documentary and it really scared me: I learned that just brushing my teeth with my normal toothbrush was releasing hundreds of thousands of microplastics into my mouth every day. These are linked to illness and altered brain functionality.Mel hasn’t heard all of the facts. If she watched the same documentary, she would feel the sameI didn’t start looking into endocrine disruptors and microplastics because I wanted to overhaul our home overnight. It was because we’re trying for a baby and that makes me more conscious of what we’re exposed to. If we have a child, I want them to have the best start in life and be as healthy as possible.Sometimes Mel acts as if I’m trying to dismantle our entire life, but I’m just trying to make things better. Switching cleaning products and replacing plastic food storage with glass will benefit us for years. When I threw our cleaning products away, it was because I had done the research and knew how much better nontoxic ones would be for us. That wasn’t a gradual adjustment, but I don’t regret it.I feel overwhelmed sometimes, but being told to “calm down” or “take it slow” doesn’t help. I don’t want to make our lives miserable. I want us to make informed choices together.Not drinking from plastic bottles is an easy change we can make, as is using better cleaning products. Mel and I need to work together on this, and active participation is important to me. If my decisions seem rash, it’s only because Mel hasn’t heard all of the facts. If she watched the same documentary she would feel the same. I don’t want to scare her, but making our home safer for our unborn child is a priority.The jury of Guardian readersGetting rid of plastic won’t make Amy and Melanie’s home healthier if they replace it with pressure and resentment. Amy’s pursuit is noble, but her cold‑turkey approach risks alienating Melanie from the cause.Estelle, 27They both want to live with fewer toxins, but Amy shouldn’t decide the pace at which they do this without agreement from Melanie. Amy throwing out all plastic containers and cleaning products without any discussion contradicts her claim that she wants “to make informed choices together”.Val, 68Life’s too short to make it hard for yourself. Carrying containers everywhere and only going to specialist retailers? No one’s got time for that when there’s work and chores to be done. Changing your life after one documentary is extreme, and Amy should consider the benefits of plastic.Ivan, 29We can’t live perfect lives, but that doesn’t mean we shouldn’t try to make better choices. I think they plan together what can change now and what can wait, Melanie might feel part of it instead of feeling it is something being done to her.Michael, 39Amy is valiant in trying to live a healthier lifestyle, but not making it a joint decision with Melanie seems to be detrimental to their relationship, and they need to be working together when they have a child. I wonder if Amy’s obsession might be masking a deeper issue.Jon, 50Now you be the judgeIn our online poll, tell us: should Amy bin her hatred of plastics?The poll closes on Wednesday 3 June at 9am BSTLast week’s resultsWe asked, should Martin stop telling his wife how to mop the floor?98% of you said yes – Martin is guilty2% of you said no – Martin is innocent

Google’s AI Overview Stumbles on Simple Letter Counting Google’s newly rolled‑out AI Overview feature in Search incorrectly counted letters in everyday words – claiming there are two “P”s in “Google”, one “r” in “poop”, and even misspelling “journalism”. The blunders highlight a long‑standing weakness of large language models (LLMs) when it comes to exact spelling. The Miscounted Letters Behind the New Search AI “Google” – AI said 2 Ps (actual: 0) “poop” – AI said 1 r (actual: 0) “journalism” – AI said 2 d’s (actual: 0) U.S. President’s last name – AI reported 1 P but rendered “t‑r‑p‑u‑m” Quantifying the Miscounts: Numbers Behind the Errors Beyond the anecdotal examples, the AI also produced a faulty definition for the word “disregard”, responding with “Understood. Let me know whenever you have a new prompt or question!” This illustrates that token‑based encoding can produce nonsensical outputs even when the input is a single word. Implications for Search Trust and AI Adoption Google’s AI‑driven overhaul aims to make generative responses the centerpiece of its 29‑year‑old search product. Repeated factual and spelling errors risk eroding user confidence, especially after earlier AI Overviews cited satirical sources and gave absurd advice such as “eat rocks”. Trust in AI‑generated answers remains a critical hurdle. What’s Next for Google’s Generative Search? Google told TechCrunch it is “working to fix this particular issue” and will likely refine its tokenizer and post‑processing pipelines. Industry observers expect incremental improvements rather than a complete architectural shift, meaning users may continue to see occasional glitches while the broader AI‑search strategy matures.

The Repatriation Effort A plane carrying 300 Ghanaian nationals evacuated from South Africa due to anti-immigration protests has landed in Accra. The group, which included women and children, arrived at the airport in Ghana’s capital on Wednesday. Authorities described their evacuation as a voluntary repatriation process for Ghanaian citizens who no longer feel safe in South Africa amid rising xenophobia that has left migrants facing harassment, job losses and violence. The Exodus from South Africa South Africa has worked with Ghanaian authorities on a list of approximately 800 people who had indicated they want to leave, as a wave of anti-immigration protests has seen campaigners demanding tighter controls on “undocumented migrants,” and accusing foreigners of contributing to crime and unemployment. “Wherever Ghanaians are, we will make sure you are protected,” Foreign Minister Samuel Okudzeto Ablakwa said as he greeted the group at the airport. The Challenges Faced by Migrants South Africa’s Border Management Authority said about 90 percent of Wednesday’s travellers were undocumented, with “most” having overstayed a visa by more than 30 days and “some” by a year or more. Ghana’s high commissioner to South Africa, Benjamin Quashie, however, has criticised South African authorities for backlogs in immigration processing for those seeking to renew their permits. The Impact of Xenophobia The anti-immigrant protests have been accompanied by instances of violence against migrants from other sub-Saharan African countries. One Ghanaian said repeated harassment had driven his decision to leave. “I’m happy that I’m going to my country … it’s not easy to be in someone else’s country and be disturbed all the time,” he told the Reuters news agency. The Future of Ghana-South Africa Relations Quashie said the departures were part of efforts to ease tensions while preserving strong diplomatic ties between the two countries. “The demonstrators have said they want us to work together. We must ensure that those who are undocumented are returned home and that institutions are allowed to function,” the high commissioner said, dismissing speculation of a diplomatic rift with South Africa.

The Stalemate in US-Iran Nuclear Deal Talks Despite suggestions that a deal between the United States and Iran may be close, officials from both countries have continued to issue conflicting statements, signalling an ongoing diplomatic impasse. Trump's Stance on Sanctions Relief Speaking at Wednesday’s cabinet meeting, US President Donald Trump said Iran would not receive any sanctions relief as a result of the negotiations, despite Iran’s demands otherwise. “We’re not talking about any easing of sanctions or giving money,” Trump said. Iran's Position on Enriched Uranium Earlier in the day, in an interview with PBS News, the US president also reiterated his claim that Iran would surrender its reserves of enriched uranium. “They’re going to give up their highly enriched uranium, not for sanctions relief. No, no, not at all,” Trump told PBS News. The Data Analysis: Economic Impact of the Conflict The war has failed to collapse Iran’s governing system, but it has sent energy prices soaring across the world and fuelled inflation in the US. The blockade of the Strait of Hormuz has led to a significant increase in energy prices. The conflict has resulted in hundreds of civilian casualties and the killing of Iran's Supreme Leader Ali Khamenei. The Impact Analysis: Regional and Global Consequences The ongoing conflict between the US and Iran has significant implications for the region and the world. The US and Israel launched a war against Iran on February 28 without direct provocation, killing the country’s Supreme Leader Ali Khamenei and several top officials, as well as hundreds of civilians. The Prediction: Future Outlook It remains unclear if either party has offered concessions to secure an agreement. Trump, for instance, told the cabinet meeting that he “wouldn’t be comfortable” with the prospect of Iran’s uranium being transferred to Russia or China, instead of the US.

The Impact of US-Iran Peace Deal Hopes on Oil Prices Oil prices have fallen sharply amid tentative hopes for a deal to end the US-Israel war on Iran. Brent crude, the primary benchmark for global oil prices, fell more than 5 percent on Sunday as US President Donald Trump gave mixed signals on the prospects for a permanent end to the conflict. Current Oil Price Trends Brent futures for July stood at $97.94 a barrel as of 04:00 GMT, down about 9 percent from a month ago but still up by more than a third compared with before the start of the war. Market Reaction to Trump's Statements Trump said in a social media post on Sunday that negotiations with Tehran were proceeding in an 'orderly and constructive manner', but he had instructed officials 'not to rush into a deal'. 'Both sides must take their time and get it right. There can be no mistakes!' Trump wrote on Truth Social. The Effect of the Strait of Hormuz on Oil Markets Iran has effectively blockaded the strait since the start of the war in late February, disrupting about one-fifth of the global oil trade. 'Fundamentally, there is no change to the underlying picture, where 10-11 million barrels per day of crude oil continue to be shut-in for every day the Strait of Hormuz remains shut,' June Goh, a senior oil market analyst at Sparta in Singapore, told Al Jazeera. Future Market Expectations Goh said markets are likely to remain on edge for some time after any deal is finalised. 'Sparta estimates still about three to six months required to get everything back to status quo, including time to bring production and refineries back online,' Goh said.

The Rise of Brazilian Oil China and India are increasingly turning to Brazil to make up for lost oil supplies as the fallout from the US-Israel war on Iran continues to disrupt energy trade through the Strait of Hormuz. With oil harder to access and Russian supply largely constrained by sanctions, Asian buyers are scrambling for crude from suppliers seen as safer and more reliable. Impact on Brazil's Oil Exports Brazil, which is already one of the world’s biggest oil exporters, has emerged as one of the clearest beneficiaries. Sumit Ritolia, a specialist in modelling refinery and oil markets at Kpler, told Al Jazeera: “The disruption caused by the Iran war and the closure of the Strait of Hormuz has increased the importance of Brazil as a marginal crude supplier to Asia.” The Data Analysis Asian countries imported about 1.2 million barrels per day (bpd) of crude from Brazil in 2025, according to data supplied to Al Jazeera by trade intelligence firm Kpler. That rose to roughly 1.8 million bpd between January and May this year, highlighting Brazil’s growing role in Asia’s efforts to diversify away from the Gulf. Brazil's oil production increased to 4.06 million bpd between January and May, up from 3.77 million bpd in 2025. More than 60 percent of Petrobras exports are now heading to China. The Impact Analysis The shift is beginning to benefit Brazil’s economy. The OECD reported in March that rising crude prices are expected to support Brazil’s trade balance, while the country’s Ministry of Finance estimates that Brent crude reaching $100 per barrel would generate revenue equivalent to almost 1 percent of gross domestic product (GDP) above current 2026 budget projections. The Prediction “Brazil helps diversify crude imports for Asian countries, but its role as an alternative supplier remains capped by Brazil’s overall crude supply growth, freight economics, and competition from buyers in Europe and the US,” Ritolia said. “As a result, Brazil is a meaningful marginal alternative for Asia during periods of supply disruption, but it is unlikely to become a structural replacement for Middle Eastern crude in the long term.”

Brexit Debate Rekindles Amid Starmer’s Declining AuthorityFollowing heavy losses in May’s local elections, the Labour Party is again wrestling with the legacy of the 2016 EU referendum. Prime Minister Keir Starmer faces mounting pressure from within his own ranks and from the public to reconsider Britain’s relationship with Europe.DJ Stall Owner’s Tax Burden Highlights Post‑Brexit Trade FrictionJohnny Skates, a 66‑year‑old record‑stall proprietor, explains how new customs declarations have turned a routine cross‑border trip into a costly affair. "If I want to DJ and I take records, I have to declare that," he told Al Jazeera, noting that the added paperwork now triggers taxes on the declared value of his merchandise.Local Election Losses and Shifting Vote SharesMay 2026: Labour loses control of key councils, with Reform UK capturing 49.8% of the vote in Greater Manchester’s by‑election area, compared to Labour’s 24.3%.Nationally, Labour’s membership remains overwhelmingly pro‑EU, while the Conservative base stays split on re‑entry.Polling shows anti‑EU parties gaining ground ahead of the next general election, projected for 2029.Labour’s Internal Split and Rising Reform UK ThreatPotential leadership contenders Wes Streeting and Andy Burnham have publicly labelled Brexit a “catastrophic mistake” and a “damaging decision,” respectively, while Culture Secretary Lisa Nandy dismisses the issue as “a bit odd.” Deputy Prime Minister David Lammy remains non‑committal. Meanwhile, economist Jonathan Portes warns that any re‑entry talks would be hampered by the current political climate.Future of UK‑EU Relations and Potential ReferendumExperts predict a protracted and politically costly path should Britain seek to re‑join the EU. Historian Piers Ludlow notes that the “remain” and “leave” identities forged a decade ago still dominate public sentiment, making any reversal a delicate undertaking. A new referendum, if ever held, would likely hinge on whether Labour can consolidate its pro‑EU base and counter the surge of hard‑right parties like Reform UK.

The Rise of African ContendersSenegal coach Pape Thiaw has set an ambitious target for his team at the upcoming World Cup in North America, declaring that if he doubted they could win the tournament, he would step aside. This bold statement reflects both the confidence Senegal has earned in international football and the changing landscape of African teams on the world stage."Those were not just empty words. The players and the coach believe they can win the World Cup," Babacar Diarra, a French-Senegalese freelance journalist, told Al Jazeera. "Although the first match [against France] will tell us a lot about how good this team truly is."The Academy ParadoxFor a country of just 20 million people, Senegal produces talented young footballers at a scale unparalleled on the continent. Several state-of-the-art academies have opened in Senegal, equipped with pristine training pitches, dormitories, schools and physical therapy facilities. Each year, they send several players into the top European leagues.Of the 28 players Senegal selected for the 2025 Africa Cup of Nations, 13 came from Senegalese academies such as Generation Foot, Diambars, Dakar Sacre Coeur or Casa Sports. Yet this success comes with a striking paradox: while these academies produce world-class players, they generate minimal financial returns compared to the massive transfer fees these players command in Europe.The Economics of Talent DevelopmentThe financial disparities in Senegalese football are staggering. The 13 AFCON players from academy backgrounds generated just 100,000 euros ($116,000) in transfer fees across 13 moves for their respective academies. The European clubs that initially acquired them sold them on to convert those investments into a combined 81.2 million euros ($94m). Across their careers, those same players have generated a total of 411 million euros ($477m) in transfer fees."On one hand, youngsters benefit from good education and access to top infrastructure," explains Mamadou Ndiaye, a loyal supporter of the national team. "Yet we should not forget that the investors funding the academies are businessmen – it is not the federation or the government. They know there's talent here, they put their money in, capture the 'raw material', refine it and sell it to Europe."Strategic Diaspora RecruitmentIn addition to producing talent through its academies, Senegal has developed a sophisticated approach to recruiting from the Western European diaspora. The federation has persuaded French-born 18-year-old Paris Saint-Germain (PSG) forward Ibrahim Mbaye and 20-year-old Chelsea defender Mamadou Sarr to represent the Teranga Lions, despite both having featured for France at the U20 level."The federation's policy rests on three distinct pillars," explains Cherif Sadio, director of development, strategy and partnerships at Diambars FC. "Firstly, they target diaspora players between the ages of 16 and 19, before they become tied to another country. The second point has to do with identity. Although they're born in countries like France or England, these players often grow up in Senegalese households where culture, language and values are passed down, and the federation uses that to its advantage."The Future of Senegalese FootballFor this golden generation of players – Sadio Mane, Kalidou Koulibaly, Idrissa Gana Gueye and Edouard Mendy – the 2026 World Cup represents the opportune moment. It's now or never to translate their consistent continental success into World Cup glory.Yet the challenges remain significant. As Sadio notes, "It is the most striking paradox of Senegalese football, and it deserves to be stated clearly. We produce world-class players, we develop talents who generate hundreds of millions of euros in transfer fees, we win continental titles – and at the same time our local clubs struggle to survive, our stadiums are dilapidated, our leagues lack visibility, and our administrators struggle to master the legal and financial mechanisms of modern football."